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Jan 11, 2013 - 0 comments

18 ADULT UNDERSTANDINGS OF TRUTH
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> 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times -- and still not know what time it is.
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> 2. Nothing ***** more than that moment during an argument when you realize -- you're wrong. :o(((
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> 3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.  :o)))
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> 4. How the heck are we supposed to fold a fitted sheet?  Got this one covered!!!
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> 5. Was learning cursive really necessary?
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> 6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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> 7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you exactly how the person died, exactly how old they were when they died, that the picture was taken in 1944 and it was part of the deceased’s final obit request and that they really didn’t look anything like that recently before they died.
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> 8. Bad decisions make good stories.
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> 9. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? We really don't want to have to restart our movie collection...again.  Agree?
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> 10. I'm always terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I know I did not make any changes to.
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> 11. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
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> 12. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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> 13. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Light.
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> 14. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" rerouting option.
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> 15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you finally give up, just nod and smile (because you never did hear or understand a word they said)?
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> 16. Don’t ya love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
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> 17. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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> 18. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first Hockey helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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> Ok ladies, while this Stuff was sent to me by a guy, I bet you are still laughing at that last one.
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