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Is My Duck Dead? Lady Asks Vet -just  for fun

Jun 13, 2013 - 8 comments


    By: Lover

    This is a cute story a dog lover asked us to share with you. We hope you enjoy it.

    A woman brought a very limp duck to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, Ma'am, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

    The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.

    "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

    A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.

    The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

    The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."

    You know the drill .. if you're smiling, you must pass it on, give someone else a smile too.

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by opus88, Jun 13, 2013
OMG...this is hilarious Apple...thanks for the chuckle...:))

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by specialmom, Jun 13, 2013
Ha ---  too cute!  he he

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by Jade59, Jun 13, 2013
LOL, very funny, Apple!

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by VICourageous, Jun 13, 2013
Oh this is funny..Thanks for the Laugh!!!

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by ariley13, Jun 13, 2013
That is just too cute! Thank you!

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by 1sorryperson, Jun 13, 2013

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by 29sillygirl, Jun 13, 2013
Too funny....didn't see the zinger

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by limodan73, Jun 13, 2013
Bahhahahhaha!  Now that's funny.... I don't care who you are!

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