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May 10, 2009 - 6 comments

Me Mudder

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me a*s was red,
Me Mudder!

Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not,
Me Mudder!

And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,
Me Mudder!

Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit
When in me Sunday pants me sh*t,
Me Mudder!

When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peek
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,
Me Fadder!

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by Melissa0116, May 10, 2009
LOL.  Thank you.  I am not feeling well today and this cheered me up.  

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by jdwithhcv, May 10, 2009
Brilliant!  Thanks for the laugh.


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by sway1, May 12, 2009
been kissin the blarney stone, have ye?

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by boogieman, May 12, 2009
hehehe  found this on a wonderful and incredibly cool site called "bits and pieces." i highly recommend it for a daily injection of humor and awesomeness.

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by outotown, May 12, 2009
LOL thats a good, and just so all know me mudder was a mudder

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by LORDINEEDHELP, May 12, 2009
thanks for making me smile tonight ! :}

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