ROFL. Such a becoming picture... a definite reminder that everyone has different side effects. :)
Personally, I'd rather be struck down by anemia and unable to ride ;).
Your wife deserves tremendous credit for sticking by you through treatment's ups and downs... all those women who complain about butt hair and back hair... well, this picture here's a lesson to all of you from Mrs. Tricyclist... stand by your chimp... I mean man. Though I'd say save your money with the razors and shaving cream, and just invest in a wax immersion bath... unless of course your wife prefers the furry effect over having to wax and peel. ;)
