FRIDAY HUMOR

[deepdiver]

    NINE PHRASES WOMEN USE

    
    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
    
    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.  
    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
    
    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    
    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    
    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
    
    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying #%^*:?X !
    
    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

    
    
    

[margypops]

I knew it.. I knew it....

[deepdiver]

Marg,
You know men are perfect!! we have no faults!! :-))))

[margypops]

oh dont get expelled ,please ...ahha what would the 9 be I dare you...

[laura1967]

There is absolutely no reason for you to not post humor as long as it is respectful, and you are a respectful person. :)
By the way....Laughter actually is a complimentary medicine!  Curezone is always pushing that laughter is the best medicine.

:-))))))))))  It's mine....lol

[deepdiver]

LOL LOL :-)))))))
Laura, will med help be upset with me posting  humor?
I wouldn't want to be expelled to the dungeon and be humiliated!
Laughter is good medicine! and I'm helping I see all the LOL'S and the :-)))))))
then again the :-))))) is mine

[laura1967]

LOL....I like when the 9 men's statement all start with silence! LOL LOL LOL
Just kidding deep!
Heh are known as deepwater anywhere?

[deepdiver]

Marg, If I posted the 9 for men, I would be banned!!! :-)

[margypops]

I say ..Okay ..or its okay... a lot , I do say a few of the ones you so kindly mentioned now can we see what the 9 phrases guys say?  LOL

[laura1967]

I agree with all of them except for #2 Five minutes. I don't use this one....it doesn't take me long to get ready. :) :)