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This is your President
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-consults-msnbc-hosts-sharpton-maddow-tax-rates_665036.html
You really have to be kidding me with this. MSNBC needs a name change to ONN=Obama News Network.
And yes ladies and gentlemen this is your President, meeting with talk show hosts.
You really have to be kidding me with this. MSNBC needs a name change to ONN=Obama News Network.
And yes ladies and gentlemen this is your President, meeting with talk show hosts.
Forgot his fave....boob-sicle. He's so supportive!!! ;0)
Oh, you guys are SO funny ---------- "shish-ka-BOOBED", "Keep me abreast of the situation", " titilating (sic)".
teko's terrorizing the JW's, rivil's "kicking off beary serious sexual advances and ng's being shish-ka-boobed....... too funny......
ROFL
teko's terrorizing the JW's, rivil's "kicking off beary serious sexual advances and ng's being shish-ka-boobed....... too funny......
ROFL
0-0
I'm speechless.
(Okay, not really...lol, when do I ever hold back??)
Teko...I was rofl reading your posts! When I read the description of your decor, in my head, porn music was playing (bow-chicka-wow-wow). And the auction?? LOVE it! "No sir, I do not want the family of donkeys, I was scratching my nose" Priceless!!
RIVIL!!! You were almost BEAR kibble! That story is unreal! Thank GOD you didn't wake all the way up...dear Lord...you would have probably panicked, and it might have been game over!!!
SHEESH! I don't think I could come close to matching any of those stories. I have one that's kind of weird/ironic/funny.
We live up on a big hill, with not much in the way of wind break, and it's ALWAYS windy up here. When we have summer storms, it can get VERY windy!
There was this outdoor decoration I had out, it was a stake, with a hanging candle/light holder on it. Well, the holder had actually broke a few weeks before, so I had taken it out of the ground and set it on the patio table. Hubby harped at me because I was too lazy to walk the crap 50 ft to our garbage can (true).
One day, it was storming BAD. I looked out, our patio umbrella was open, and the table was starting to lift up (later, the weather service reported a microburst in our area). There was sh*t flying all over the place. So I ran out to deal with with the umbrella situation...as I was running back in, I felt a sharp pain in my chest. NO LIE...the stake from the broken light I neglected to throw away shish-ka-bobbed me....well, more like shish-ka-BOOBED me. :0(
I wasn't hanging out of my chest or anything, but it did leave a bit open nasty hole about the size of a dime (due to the trauma flying in and out).
:0( Needless to say, I got a lecture about being lazy. My hubby never tires of the boob jokes...sigh. The next day, he texted me..."how is your boo boo? Keep me abreast of the situation". We were telling our friends what happened...one of them said.."Wow! That must have been scary!" Hubby said.."Naw, it was kind of exciting...titilating actually".
Yowsers!
I'm speechless.
(Okay, not really...lol, when do I ever hold back??)
Teko...I was rofl reading your posts! When I read the description of your decor, in my head, porn music was playing (bow-chicka-wow-wow). And the auction?? LOVE it! "No sir, I do not want the family of donkeys, I was scratching my nose" Priceless!!
RIVIL!!! You were almost BEAR kibble! That story is unreal! Thank GOD you didn't wake all the way up...dear Lord...you would have probably panicked, and it might have been game over!!!
SHEESH! I don't think I could come close to matching any of those stories. I have one that's kind of weird/ironic/funny.
We live up on a big hill, with not much in the way of wind break, and it's ALWAYS windy up here. When we have summer storms, it can get VERY windy!
There was this outdoor decoration I had out, it was a stake, with a hanging candle/light holder on it. Well, the holder had actually broke a few weeks before, so I had taken it out of the ground and set it on the patio table. Hubby harped at me because I was too lazy to walk the crap 50 ft to our garbage can (true).
One day, it was storming BAD. I looked out, our patio umbrella was open, and the table was starting to lift up (later, the weather service reported a microburst in our area). There was sh*t flying all over the place. So I ran out to deal with with the umbrella situation...as I was running back in, I felt a sharp pain in my chest. NO LIE...the stake from the broken light I neglected to throw away shish-ka-bobbed me....well, more like shish-ka-BOOBED me. :0(
I wasn't hanging out of my chest or anything, but it did leave a bit open nasty hole about the size of a dime (due to the trauma flying in and out).
:0( Needless to say, I got a lecture about being lazy. My hubby never tires of the boob jokes...sigh. The next day, he texted me..."how is your boo boo? Keep me abreast of the situation". We were telling our friends what happened...one of them said.."Wow! That must have been scary!" Hubby said.."Naw, it was kind of exciting...titilating actually".
Yowsers!
I wait with bated breath for the next episode............. LOL
Hahaha. It is so good to laugh with you all.
Going out for tea now, ttyl loves
Going out for tea now, ttyl loves
Hang with me kid! OMG I am notorious for stupid stuff I swear!
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