ROFL, RIVLL!!!!
Sometime around dawn I heard snorting and figured it was one of the guys trying to seduce me so I gave a kick and rolled over.
OMG, Im gonna pee my pants. I can just envision that in my head! lol
Oh my lordy rivll! You are one lucky lady!! I think kitty was your good luck charm!
Teko, ha ha. It is funny how life can come full circle sometimes though, isn't it. LOL
OMG You're something else........... I'll be laughing about that for some time to come. Even I've never done anything like that........... LOL
Seriously, I bet it IS payback! Okay Okay, I wont terrorize the jw people anymore. Im sooo ashamed! NOT!
The only thing I can come up with right now is once when I was a traveling young woman, I found an abandoned kitten on my way to Yosemite to camp out with friends. We hiked miles into the backwoods and kitty sat in my backpack.
When we finally made camp, I decided to be a show off (sounds like me, eh?) and told everyone they were wimps for sleeping in tents and that *I* was going to sleep out under the stars. So me and kitty got into my sleeping bag and cuddled up under the stars. Truly spectacular.
Sometime around dawn I heard snorting and figured it was one of the guys trying to seduce me so I gave a kick and rolled over. Then I heard avery deep grunt and something pushed against my side and *rolled* me over... The kitty started hissing and scratching my bare feet and it suddenly hit me that this was no romantic endeavor. I lay real still, praying the cat would stop shredding my toes and quiet down and the I heard a sort of padding off and awhile later I heard some tearing of material (our backpacks hanging from limbs)
Finally when all was quiet I peeked out and saw a huge black bear rambling off with our sack of granola.
Long story short everyone seemed alot more dismayed by the missing granola than the fact that I was almost rolled off a cliff by a bear!!
Kitty found a good home 3 days later with a nice couple and I was off on more travels.
Ha ha. They held a prayer session on your front lawn after that and look what happened. LOL