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AGP GIRLS PLEASE

So how is everyones weekend going?
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270512 tn?1333177636
Where is everyone this morning?
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270512 tn?1333177636
HeathJo - sorry I missed you... you are not forgotten though!!!!  You are going to be an awesome parent!!!! Heck if you can do day care and be a nanny, you can do anything!
Don't you know the pets have prepared you for parenthood!  LOL!!  (we have two dogs and a cat, and I swear the dogs are worse than 2yr. olds some times! ---- tracking in mud, eating slippers, chewing up unmentionables, regurgitating dog doo... oh yes, my dogs recycle, and then have rewarded us more than once by barfing it back up for us....

Twins will be fun! They will always have a playmate!!!  
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270512 tn?1333177636
OMG!  Y'all have me laughing so hard I sprayed iced tea out my nose! That's what I get for drinking and reading at the same time.  :-D

Sally - good to hear AF has arrived!!!  Break out the heating pads and midol!
Are you and Savanha living together? You know when women live together and like each other their cycles coordinate.... hmmmm... are we all going to be August girls?  VOTE ... BFP for AUGUST !!!

Savanha - ooohhh Red Bull and Vodka.... I'm not as think as you drunk I am!  If you like red bull, you will LOVE this combo, although it comes with a warning. I can drink usually 4 of them (made strongly - 3shots of vodka to one can of red bull), but I tell you, when the red bull wears off, it's good night sammy!  OUT for the count!

Amberlee - I swear sometimes men can pick up the slightest hints, then other times you have to club them upside the head with a frying pan. I think men just want us to say 'go to the store!"  I know for holidays, if I want something particular, I go to the store and put it on hold. I then tell dh, this is what I want, this is where it is at, it is under my name, go buy it, wrap it, and surprise me. Then, other times dh surprises the h-e-l-l  out of me.
ooooooooooh mashed taters.... we had chicken fried steak, corn on the cob, and mashed taters for dinner tonight.... my belly still hurts from eating too much!

Kele - TMI! just kidding... . With our last cycle my rear broke out in blisters from the PIO, so our next round I believe will be inserts - joy joy-can you hear the sarcasm?  Which is the lesser of the two evils - blisters or wetness? ouch and ick!  I feel for you!!! When doing a cycle I live in sweats and flannel pj bottoms! So attractive, but they are easy and comfortable!

Tijuana - I am happy to hear they caught a few of the punks! I hope all the best for your family! God Bless!

Krista - DEAL! I have lots of BUTT in the freezer, wrapped and vacuumed sealed by us personally!  Just let me know where to send it :-)
As for your clinic... sorry your nurse is on vacation. But, you sound like you are going to be an August girl too :-)  

Amberlee and Tijuana - no fair! If I tried to titty smack my husband he would look at me and say wtf was that? I felt something breeze by.... my lil' ol' barely b's don't make the cut.  And whats scarrier... after my mom had my sister and I she had NO BOOBS until she hit 55, and that's only because she gained 75lbs (okay, my mom is tiny, went from 110 to 185 lbs in 3 year time... but stilll... no boobs for almost 35years!!!)

Well, I too shall say good night, but I will be here for at least another hour or so, it's only 8:50pm here.... time to surf and play games :-)

DID YOU KNOW... that after you have kids, that will all change?!  hee hee....
Good night y'all!!!!
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Sally--Uh, how did you expect AF to be after you pillaged yourself with various means of uterine harrassment?!? Good God you are nuts, but that's why we get along :-)

Amberlee--I don't even understand why they would be monitoring your HCG at this point. Very stupid to tell you the numbers, scare you to death, and then explain that they mean nothing. HELLO?? Anyway, you are sooo hormonal, and selfishly, I am ghlad to hear I am not the only one who has pitched fits over silly stuff. Now, don't bite, I know pie is serious business right now!!! And I am just starting to be able to relate to you and Juana about big bajungas. I used to be a 34B and now I am a very tight 38D! No smacking with these, though. They still hurt sooo bad :-(

Kele--I am so sorry about your suppository discomfort. I never used those but I still have to use phenergen in my bootie sometimes for nausea, and it really can chafe a girl bad. I also have had the bursting tummy, and just don't wear pants or shorts or anything that buttons anymore. It's all dresses and skirts now. And I hear you about no sweets and all sour/tangy. I have been craving the sour from day one, and sweets make me feel ill. I drink a lot of lemonade, and last week ate a bunch of gummy sours and sour patch kid candies, which I woule never normally do.

Juana--I am glad your cousin is doing better and that the school district is taking action. How are you, besides AF?

Savanha--Whatever you are smoking, I will take some!

Sam--
I agree these dillweeds that resent kids perhaps were expecting something else when they had kids. I don't know, maybe I am wrong and will be one of those haggard, overworked, whiny moms also, but I hope to God that doesn't happen. I mean, I am 37 years old, I have had my fun and was a nanny for a living and worked in day care for years. What else are me and dh gonna do now besides raise kids? Be 40 or 50 and hang out in the bars? Start swinging? Hoarding pets and get like 15 cats? (We have 2 cats and a dog already). For real! yes, I am having twins, and yes it will be hard, but. . .I have always wanted kids since I was like 18 and I waited long enough.

Sorry if I missed anyone but my back hurts so gotta go. . .
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Keli,  Good for you for speaking up to that woman!  High five sister!

Too tired to comment on all the rest of you dopes, but suffice it to say I am thinking of ya and giggling over the posts!

sweet dreams!
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392430 tn?1382904781
yep same here...gotta go lay down.
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