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My husband just called me from his SA room! He gave me the rundown of what they had in the room. Playboys from 2004 and movies from 2002. He goes "America's Hottest Bartenders" isn't really what I thought of as sample material.

Too funny.
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203229 tn?1242503872
Hahaha....thats funny!  

My husband was to nervous to look around the room..once he was "finished" he read the instructions...found out I could've helped him instead of waiting in the waiting room...he was SO SO SO upset...my response was"Typical Man....never reading the instructions...."
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Not make anyone noise? Ugh.

I love me some Russell Crowe. I read that he actually goes "Go Russ Go!" when he uh..... My husband loves jabbing me about my 'loves' so he said he wanted to scream his name out. He calls me whispering in the room with all these details. 40 min. later he calls screaming Go [his name] Go! I thought he was in the room. Nope. He was in the car (he wasn't actually doing anything. Just messing with me).

I'm still gagging a 1/2 hour later about the photo. Ick.

He was mad that people were shuffling and giggling outside the door. People at these places really need to be more respectful for what's going on behind door #1
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370736 tn?1247242917
When my poor husband had to produce semen, they sent him in the bathroom and told him not to make any noise! He has made it very clear that I owe him big time for that.
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391060 tn?1204749484
That is way to funny. My hubby will probably have to have another SA done he has not had one done in Five years so he was going to ask them for another cup like one other posters hubby did lol he wants to see what they do.
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that cracks me up, your husband is a funny, funny guy!
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And now he just topped the event...

he sent me a PICTURE from his camera phone of the filled cup.

I'm still gagging. So. Gross.

Now that's TMI for ya.
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391060 tn?1204749484
I always have to help the hubby in those rooms he said they are just freaky little rooms. Its hard for him to get anything going for himself lol sorry TMI
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324372 tn?1222820202
I actually ... er... assisted my hubby in the SA room.  It was a comedy of errors that is probably TMI for you girls, but it was pretty amusing, and hubby greatly appreciated it.  It was like a treat to him instead of something that was really embarassing.

I think the nurses got a kick out of the idea too! LOL!

Sheri
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318181 tn?1336443496
Haha! That is funny! We did fur IUIs last year, but my DH never had to use the room there, since we live close enough to the clinic to just bring it in. But if we ever do IUIs again, and my DH has to "perform" there, I will warn him in advance :-)
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that is funny, you need to help him out via phone! :) now he know, he needs to bring his own material!!!!!!!!!
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