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To be sung to "Everybody must get stoned"...........
Well, they'll hit ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll hit ya just a like they said they would,
They'll hit ya when you're there all alone,
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get hit.
Well, they'll hit ya when you're walkin' 'long the street,
They'll hit ya when you're trying to keep your seat.
They'll hit ya when you're walkin' on the floor,
They'll hit ya when you're walkin' to the door,
But I would not feel so all alone.
Everybody must get hit......
Well, you get the idea.....it's my PVC song.
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221937 tn?1189755827
I rue the day, sugah bugah.

Thatch
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Yes, dear.
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221937 tn?1189755827
Did I start this?

Thatch
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216258 tn?1189755827
Man:
[Right now you have the urge to eat something.
When it's through if you still want to eat, then you're probably really hungry.
Think about what I'm saying]

F.A.T
That is me
But I didn't used to be
I was hot. I was hungry
I was loose. I was free
Then I waited in the line
For some burgers and some fries
Super size, that'd be nice
Take a bite and close your eyes

Round 2, what do I do
I can barely walk around
Jenny Craig, Richard Simmons
But I still lug the pounds
Hamburgers, coke cola
Getting gas from too much soda
Double double, chunky chunky
Hope this meal is never over
The world is round, and so am I
Big boys, big girls with real big thighs

(Chorus)
Super size, super size
The American way
Going down, throwing down
All day, every day
Super size, super size
The American way
Getting fat, getting broke
Either way you're gonna pay
Super size me
Super size me
Super size me
Super size me

Now I can't get out of bed
So i have to order rein
I'm a triple fat fatty
And I have a triple chin
Who's the blame
Call the lawyer
Try to settle outta court
Get some cash
Spend it fast
Cos I'm staring at my fork

Cos it's sad and it's lonely
Ham and cheese with balogne
Large pies, stuff-crusted
Doggy bagels for a phony
I have lost the motivation
To inhibit the sensation
But I loathe the frustration
Birthday cake, I take my face in
Turkey club with double bacon's
got healthy connotations
Fast food has over-taken
And has super sized the nation

(Chorus)

[If I can keep up this progress, I'd have 25 pounds. 25 pounds! That's a lot of weight.]

Kentucky fried, just fried
Chicken nuggets, dip it twice
Freeky fries and gelata
Philly cheese, drive-through diet
Pack more weight
Cardiac, heart attack
Back on track
Grow so fat, slim, fast, slim, slow
Touch your toes

Finger lickin'
Hit the border
Pull right up
And place your order
Yes sir, r'way
Right away
You deserve a break today!

Super size, super size
The American way
Going down, throwing down
All day, every day
Super size, super size
The American way
Getting fat, getting broke
Either way you're gonna pay
Super size me
Super size me
[Put something in your mouth]
Super size me
(Can I get extra cheese with that?)
Super size me
(Whatdaya mean 50 cents for extra cheese?)
Super size me
(I come here all the time!)
Super size me
(Hook your brother up!)
Super size me
(Ooh I'm a fan)
Super size me
(All you can eat all day)
Super size me
(Is that the biggest size you've got?)
Super size me
(I said I want it super-sized)
Super size me
(Can I get like, a bucket with a handle?)
Super size me
(2 for a dollar? I'll take it!)
Super size me
(All I need is 3 more forks)
Super size me
(And another seta hands)

[That's a pretty good idea]

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216258 tn?1189755827
Well said, BUT some over sensitive soul might not understand ,  they prefer to live in their own misery.Just look at some of the names here. Words have power!

.I never say I am getting old, instead I say I am not so young!
  I must NOT get stoned :) I never let myself to be stoned , or throw back twice as much. My condition wont be  winning over my powerful ME.

We should pick up not only the right color, style of our clothing , the right friends, the right man,but little things are count too!!!
  For example  the right user name, that we use for our own good , in my opinion if not our own name what we use, it should be something we like, love, something  that gives us a right vibe....that’s the little part of our healing, well ofcourse only if we want to get rid of the symptoms of our condition .
  I can't imagine to call myself cardiomyopathyqueen or
cardiomyopathyflyawayplease....now I might be report for this, doesn’t matter that: I only wanted to help!!!...so  if that post is gone ....see you ....where ever ..when ever...surfgirl...
great name by the way ;)!!
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216258 tn?1189755827
That reminds me somehow the documentary film 'Super Size Me' from 2004 , on McDonald's fast food ..talking about funny and songs...now that is an other subject of course...:)
  
Loved that song, wanted to give the link it was on the official site but it is down, we can not give links here anyway as I understand ......

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66068 tn?1365193181
Near where I live, they just completed the ca. $700 million Springfield Interchange, a collection of ramps and clover leafs connecting rts. 95, 395, & 495 (as well as the Springfield Parkway & Franconia/Old Keene Mill Road) just south of DC. The Washington Post Metro Section had a contest recently to give the interchange a "nickname". The winning entry was announced today--

The Triple Bypass

The Post announced this with a nice drawing of a heart superimposed on a photo of the interchange.
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Beautiful!  Maybe we can get the anxious souls here to indulge in music therapy.  And, at the risk of sounding paranoid.........that offer of help shouldn't offend anyone.  You have to learn to laugh at your condition, or as was said before, you would go carrrazzyy.  800mg of Zoloft/day....now that would drive me nuts.  My seratonin would never be the same.
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216258 tn?1189755827
Show me your songs and I tell who you are !  ;)

"There's so many different worlds
So many different suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones"

D.S.


  
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now you'r talking, one of my favorites!
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216258 tn?1189755827
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im2SoltmZEc
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what is cannon a waves?
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66068 tn?1365193181
There's also the "Atrial fibrillation song"... my favorite

http://www.smallsyssoft.com/den/musicroom/The%20Atrial%20Fibrillation%20Song.mp3
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Cute, guys.......... Now I am going to find one about cannon A waves.  LOL.
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66068 tn?1365193181
'Palpitations' by Timothy Bovee

"My little heart beats
with a pity pity pat
with a pity pity pat pat pat.
My little heart beats
with a pit pit pat
with a pit pit pit pit pat.
My little heart beats
with a pity pat pity
with a pity pat pat pity pat
with a pit pity pit
with a pat pity pat
with a pit pipit pat
with a pit pi pa. "
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hmmmm.
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