Dirty Butt Air

[Desi1121]

Has anyone had a problem fartin lately? I can not stop. I hate to sound so immature but I get a kick out of it. Today me and my husband was sittin on my couxh watchin dragon.ball z and I let it rip! I kept a serious face cause i didnt think it was that bad but outta nowhere he says calmly" how can you sit there and act all innocent after you jus tore a hole in the couch" i fell over laughin.
any ideas how to get rid of it?
(no matter what i eat i still get gas)
Anyone else have stories? lol

[KaiKaiMom]

Lol funny post! For some reasons I use to always have gas at my dr appt times. N always sitting in the room waitin on the dr I use to try and sneak my farts out before he came in..lol

[Kiya3]

Lol I thought I was bad. My bf hates going anywhere with me because I really don't care where I am or who is by me lol  I just let a rip and the smell is just DEADLY lol he just walks away and calls me STANK *** lol..... I just don't care anymore lol...

[purple_penguin]

I know this sounds horrible but after all of my bfs smelly farts over the years,  I decided not to torture myself by holding them in. I let them go as quietly as possible and the smell was my revenge. First time it happened, it was hilarious. He about fell over. Now he's gotten over it. He blames the dog as a joke. Doesn't matter what I eat or drink, it just happens. . 

[babydue07182013]

Oh my goodness I had horrible gas when I was pregnant. I had only farted once in front of my boyfriend before I got pregnant but I couldn't control it lol.

[Desi1121]

Hahaha hell im married if he cant handle my farts he wont be able to handle seeing my vagina being destroyed during birth

[arnitia]

Lol I try to tell my bf that I have gas before I just let one rip. He says go ahead don't hold it in. It's so hard lol I have the same problem with burping also. Ahh the joys of pregnancy :)

[abesmommy]

Lmbo too funny

[kmommy2b]

Same! its so embarassing when your in the bathroom and it echos.. during the night when i get up to pee i really dont care everyone can prob hear me! hahaha

[Lilseamonkey]

Lol yes I have horrible gas. I let it rip constantly, my bf just looks at me like "how did that come out of you" o.o hahaha it's precious.except today I have the worst gas pains I've ever had in my life, held it in we had company all night lol

[gypsybear]

Lmao I get the burps a lot only the darts when I was in my first trimester, but they were deadly! And I had no control lol the worst was I was at the public library and on an isle by myself so it was clear to let it rip, then as soon as I did someone walks down the isle right behind me lol so i made a quick exit cause it was so smelly there's no way they didn't notice lol

[Michele3879]

LoL...I'm 20 weeks pregnant and I since day one it's been horrible, but I just deal with it. My bf thinks it's funny! When he rips not so funny!!!

[ROSYouralright]

Lol. Cute post! As the commercials say: take BEANO before and their will BEANO gas... Lmbo

[Smashly23]

That's funny. I farted once beside my man and oddly he did one a few mins after trying to out do my fart. which he did he clearly needed to sh*t or something cuz that was stinky!! Anyways gas is a stage u will go thru. Also as good as they r..fruits n veggies cause a lot of gas.