When You throw up and pee at the same time. Lol
When you cry during a comcast commercial. No idea why it made me cry but it did(the one with the baby and daddy watching tv together)
When it takes 15 minutes to get off the couch!!
When u put ur.food in the freezer that was suppose togi in the microwave and don't realize it til u wonder y the microwave didn't go off yet.
When you cry uncontrollably because your boyfriend didn't laugh at your joke.
When you get upset for not fitting into your clothes
You wake up in the middle of the night craving ckn fried ckn mashed potatoes and fried okra.
when ur bf calls ur wrk n u answer n tell him why r u callung my cell phone..lol hairdid urs made me laugh i love it u made my day at wrk! that was cute!
When You have a different food craving every 5 minutes!
When you crawl into bed with your work clothes on.
When you put one peice of clothing in the washer and forget the rest and realize it when you go to put it in the dryer :/
When You put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. Or the blender in the fridge!! Did both last week -.-
When it's a workout just to put on a pair or pants
You act like Carrie one minute and mother Teresa the next
When you need help putting on your socks!
When you try to mail off a letter, and a couple days later....ur trying to figure out why its back in ur mail box.....its cause u put the addresses in the wrong place and u mailed the letter back to yourself...
When u spend more time with porcelain then you do anywhere else, weather your hugging it or sitting on it!
These were all sooo funny lol.:)
When you can no longer paint your toe nails or see if it needs shaving down there lol
You get winded just thinking about walking upstairs!
Weather you sneeze, cough or puke you always manage to piddle a little bit!! lol
when you go to walk inbetween 2 vehicles in a parking lot parked too close together to find out that you no longer fit!
i opened the hatch to my dirty SUV today and rubbed the dirt onto the front of my fleece jacket.... i swear the tummy wasnt there a week ago!
When you just ate your dinner but 15 min later someone comes in with a plate of food and you're hungry again smh