You have to take a deep breath and hold it before you bend down to tie your shoes laces!
You pump up the air conditioner to make sure you don't sweat after getting out of the shower and before you even have your shirt on you have sweat drops all over you face.
When your hungry and eat while figuring out what u want to eat....lol
When you have to pee 2 seconds after you just finished
When you feel like you're getting at least one good long emotional cry a day.
When you have to literally roll out of bed! lol
You go out to eat with your husband and you order (and finish) twice as much food as he does!
When you use hair ties to keep your pants fastened to prolong having to buy maternity pants!
When just drinking water gives you heartburn
When you crave hot pickles any cream filled donuts yummmmm
When your boobs look awesome!! :)
When the smell of horse dung doesn't make you nauseous as bad as the smell of certain foods does (my case... Ham).
Wanna freak people out , say after they rub your belly without asking first look them in the eye and say do you always rub a fat woman's belly ! Lol
When you can smell every nasty thing in the house and everyone thinks your crazy because they don't smell anything !
when your waistband is just under your breasts and you feel sexier than ever
When you feel like beating everyone everyday! Lol jk
I've got one more, when everyone who walks past you rubs your belly.
When you feel like beating your husband everyday!! Just kidding!!!
Your boobs hurt so much, you can't wear a bra....and really need too!!!
when everyone is lookin at u crazy or ur lazy to do anything cuz of ur raging hormones u use the excuse IM PREGNANT!! i do that alot at wrk lol
When you can't stop thinking about a type of food you are craving until you finally just eat it!!
When you have to wear a pantyliner or pad when you go out in public just in case you sneeze and pee a little!