strange old people....

[emmaftm]

I love old people, they make me laugh, but since being pregnant ive lost my patience with them lol they seem to think that handing out advice is now their duty... like seriously love what year was it when u had a baby?
Today at the supermarket with my parents an old lady pulled me aside n said (infront of my parents which was highly embarrassing) "just a tip, u can have that baby out tonight if u just go home and tell ur fella to give u a good hard deep banging, tell him not to be scared, to bang u as hard as he can, thatll get it out!"
I was like oh my god, old women shouldnt talk like that never mind talk about sex like that infront of my parents :-| mortified.

[tasha_labruyere]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ong this is the hardest ive laughed in so long!! Omg thank you lol u gave me a contraction!! Omg lol litteratly!! Maybe ill go into labor over this! Lol

[Phatz88]

Lol I would have fall out in laughter. I love old people too. They are the coolest and always so friendly.

[Optimysticmama]

Im super close to my parents & the very first time i ever had sex, i talked to both of them about it. My parents are probably the worst influences on me. Lol but at least i can tell them anything. I hope my kids r like that with me & my hubby

[FTM2913]

@emma: haha im the same way. Im 29, engaged, and have known my fiance for 10 years, but as soon as my dad found out i was pregnant, i was thinking the same thing. Guess the jig is up now! Lol

[emmaftm]

Oh old women can be the filthiest, ive worked in care for 7 years n heard it all but infront of my parents really? Despite being 40+1 weeks pregnant, 27 years old and in a relationship for 12 years id still like to think that my dad still sees me as his virgin baby girl lol

[Optimysticmama]

Lol, i find that absolutely hillarious! I could seriously see some of my patients saying that. But, I have been working in a nursing home for 7 years. So i have heard a lot. The first 6 months or so i was like omg, wtf? -i was 17 and extremely sheltered (i guess)

[peaches421]

Lmao...who knew they could be so dirty! !!

[NikiHans]

Oh my... old ladies can have the filthiest mouths lol

[FTM2913]

Omg lmao! I cannot believe an old lady said that to you especially in front of your parents, i wouldve died. Some people really need to keep their "advice" to themselves.