I like your answer.
I am never going to one of those places again...Its just stressful when it is supposed to be relaxing.
You are in risk of herpes, but the risk is too low to worry about. Apparently the woman had genital HSV1, and it may well be that you already have the virus, since many people do. With no symptoms there is no reason to worry about it.
Where you should go? You should buy lotion and rent a porn movie when you feel horny. And when you need a massage, seek a masseuse who only uses hands instead of *****.