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After Dark Cafe

Okay guys....got the tree and decorations out for Christmas....I know I am one of Santas SPECIAL helpers...got my costume on....Got the big guy coming by....come on everyone....lets tell Santa what you want for Christmas....OK Sara please limit the time on Santas lap to 5 minutes...please dont hurt him....
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495284 tn?1333894042
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DONT EAT the jelly beans!!!
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Well, I didnt call any names when I was talking about that TRAMP O LEAN...

Okay...its so cold and the weather is so baddddd....I guess we can change the dress code...how about some new thigh high boots?  Yes, Sara yours has 6 inch heels...

We have got to come up with some new games......lets think on it...any ideas girls...(oh please) and guys?

I think we need a bungy(is that how to spell it) cord....yes, you will have to climb stairs and yes we will use the tramp o lean...so no one gets hurt...

Yuck....why are all the jelly beans stuck together???? Thats just nasty...
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495284 tn?1333894042
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You might want to get another twister game.......OOPS!!  You know i am a sucker for guys in dark sunglasses.......and then i was in charge of the firemans dance and the........well enough said!!!

Why do you got to try and blame me for the tramp o line??

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Gotta get some fun going in here....everything is to serious.....
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1032715 tn?1315984234
That's interesting my favourite exersise is pelvic thrusts lmao,I'm so bad!!! OH WELL'

I'm bringing the whip and spurs,And I'll bring the extra long spiked collar.

Looking forward to seeing everyone there,Don't panic BM we'll torture you gently.maybe??
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1047946 tn?1332608029
You girls are a hoot!!!

Narla....I only do one exercise and that is push-ups!!

Just goolgle "hitachi magic wand" and read about it. Order one, you won't be disappointed!! Just ask my wife. ;)
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Personal trainer my ***...I think we have heard that line before....Sara...please dont let him loose...lets torture him some more....PLEASE....

Where is Jolly?  I know he loves to be totured....Come on Jolly...me and Sara just wanta have a little fun...

Jolly, you know Sara love you for a long time....oh, and I do love you too..

Dont know who that is on my TRAMP O LEAN...but remember clean up after yourself..
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1032715 tn?1315984234
I'll bring the camera before we let him loose we'll get heaps of pics,BM I still want to know more about the Hitachi Magic Wand,sounds interesting,Also what exercises do you use in your personal training sessions.
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Just strike a pose!!!!!!!!!  LOL
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1047946 tn?1332608029
I was wearing the leopard thong but it somehow was ripped off while trying to wiggle out of the cuffs and now it is out of reach.....what should I do now? I'm freezing!!!
HELP!!!!!
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1032715 tn?1315984234
I'm on my way,Sara and totsie do you want to meet there I'm sure he's got the strength to train us all,But I'm not sure what in?As long as he's wearing his leopard thong who cares.
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1047946 tn?1332608029
I'm still chained up and very hungry!! I haven't eaten for days!! Can someone please come help me?

Anyone.........?

I will be one of those personal trainers you all like so much for a week!!...lol
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1032715 tn?1315984234
Did anyone go back with the key and release him,although if that was Saras' department I'd say he's still there
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See...told you sooo...stay away from the pole...you dont want to get handcuffed to the toliet in the mens bathroom...DO YOU?

For your information...we LOVE being on the naughty list...Naughty gets us some nice gifts...
Hoping my being on the naughty list gets me a new  Camero....
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Back away from my pole and no questions will be asked.........

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1047946 tn?1332608029
I'm filling in for Santa tomorrow at 7. But since you are ALL on the naughty list not sure if you need to show up!!!
I shined up your pose Sarah. I'm so scared of the consequences from using it I thought I would do something nice! Hopefully you don't slip off of it and crash in to the wall!!!!! I guess with your umbrella you could gently float back down to the floor though!
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HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO....

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Oh..Sara please dont hurt BMDAD...he has not been around long..and he dont know the rule (our rules) yet...See BM...if you want to use Saras pole or handcuffs you MUST ask first...Sara is the QUEEN B around here..be careful BM she will cuff you in the mens bathroom..just ask Jolly..By the way Sara, Where the hell is Jolly?
Sara, hope you liked you new pole....all red and white stripped...just like a candy cane...LOL
Where is Kim?  Left her a new Santa hat, fishnets....okay Kim thats it....thats your Christmas costume for Christmas..a hat and fishnets...well ok...stilletos too...enjoy...
Has anyone seen Gizzy around?  Think he dont like our cafe...

Eggnog anyone?
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1032715 tn?1315984234
So your filling in for Santa,I'll just have to sit on your knee for a while,as I think hard about what else I want,This could take awhile!!!!!!!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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You have no idea the things i have done while flying!!!  Ask gizzy!!  lol

We had some sort of game on the other social side one time and you could only use 3 words i believe.....it was a hoot!!  You can start it out with anything you want using the 3 words.
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1047946 tn?1332608029
Santa slipped up and let the word out the Narla asked for a whipped cream factory for Christmas!! There was also something on the news that said the residents of Logan City are upset with her because they can't find a can of whipped cream at any store in the area! The shelves are dry! You go girl!!
Sarah...You had better be careful with the pictures of me that you get. I had a motion sensor camera set up and caught you flying around with your umbrella in just your birthday suit!! With the cold and the snow I can't believe you would do that! I'll I have to say is.....perky!!...lol
Can anyone think of some Christmas word games we can play on here? I was thinking something maybe one can type a partial sentence and someone else can finish. They can then start another partial sentence and then the next person can finish that one and so on......just a idea!!  Let me know what you all think or if someone else has a better game for some holiday cheer!!
I hope everyone has a great week and a safe and wonderful Christmas filled with happiness!
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1032715 tn?1315984234
You don't go anywhere without the whipped cream,and you were lucky I released you,I thought it would be better to wait for Christmas,next time you might not be so lucky.So far it looks like you'll be the only male there,unless born of osiris turns up.Hey girls I think we're scaring them.Sarah the pics are on the way,leopard thong good choice can't wait for you to see the photo's you won't believe the positions this guy can get into even with handcuffs on.looking forward to using the whipped cream.
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1047946 tn?1332608029
I'm filling in for Santa tonight. Time to get in line and tell me what you want!!!!!

Looking forward to my punishment Sarah!!.....lol
My mouth is sealed!!
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495284 tn?1333894042
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narla is sending me the pics so i will look them over and over!!! and then make my determination on the punishment!!  Glad you liked your gift and the rules at the cafe is alot like vegas......what happens in the cafe stays in the cafe!!!!!!!
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