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No offense to husbands out there....just a little joke. :0)

The Sick Husband 
 
 

 There was a husband and a wife. The husband was very sick, so the wife took 
him to the hospital and the doctor checked him out. Then the doctor asked the 
wife to come into his office so they could talk about what was wrong with her 
husband. 
He explained that, if she wanted her husband to live, she would have to pamper 
him, wait on him hand and foot, and not challenge him or argue with him -- her 
husband needed absolute rest and no stress whatsoever. However, if her husband 
did any work or moved around much or got upset about anything, he would die. The 
doctor asked if she understood these conditions, and the wife assured him that 
she did. 
When the wife came out, the husband asked her,

mom2rachie · Answer

I can relate!

Hunter123 · Answer

Loved it!!!!  Everyone needs a great joke to start the day :)

How are you doing?  Hope all is well with you!  I am going to actually get out of my house and do something good for myself - a nice long walk.  Been so long since I could do that.  I would rather have a facial and massage, but I will take what I can LOL.  Have a great day!!!

athena-8 · Answer

Delightful!
Read my post to you in a previous thread if you haven't already.
It's a good sign that you're posting jokes!
Best,
Athena

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