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214607 tn?1287677559

Real quick, this has nothing to do with addiction....

This is a joke, so hope no one minds, I thought it was hilarious...n hoped that all could use a laugh...Hope all are well...

xo, Lisa

123

Harry is finding it hard to "get aroused" these days..

He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work.

So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this."

That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful medicine.

You can only use it once a year.

All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down.

But be warned -- it will not work again for another year!"

Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess.

That night he is ready to surprise Joyce.

He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion.

He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, "123."

He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had promised.

Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

And that, my friends, is why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

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214607 tn?1287677559
Do you still not get it, lol..Im so sorry, I didn't realize you were talking about my joke yesterday, I thought you meant you didn't get anotherfinemess's joke....let me know...

xo
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272729 tn?1194276957
the comedian Steve Wright:  "I was born by C-section.  You'd never know, except that every time I leave the house, I go out the window".
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176495 tn?1301280412
I'll leave the explanation to NautyOne to someone else, thank you very much


Jim
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214607 tn?1287677559
I get it....LOLOLOL......funny....ya see...we all need a little pick me up once n a while....

XOXO, to ALL......

Lisa...
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i didn't get it???....
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272729 tn?1194276957
so this guy walks into a bank and wants to borrow $10,000.  The loan officer asks him what its for and the guy says "I got this great invention I want to market'.  So he reaches into his pocket and takes out a little vial of white powder.  he says "you put this on a womens' muff, and it makes it taste just like oranges"  The loan officer says, no I don't think thats a good investment, we can't give you a loan for that".  
3 months later, the same guy comes in to deposit $10,000.  The loan officer runs up to him and says 'wow, that idea really took off for you, huh?"  The guy says 'no,no,no, I came up with something completely different.  So he reaches into his pocket and takes out a little vial of black powder.  He says " you put some of this on an orange, makes it taste just like....."
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luved it..thanks needed that
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285107 tn?1318707957
hee hee that was a good one thanks it really cheered me up xx
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