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Bumper Stickers, (jokes)
I know this is a serious forum, but can't we have fun once in a while, (Where's Tim, Todd, Lonote) These are bumper stickers that I got from a correctional facility sergeant:
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Your ridiculous little
Opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
On life..but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
Overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
Doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive..
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
Slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Your ridiculous little
Opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
On life..but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
Overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
Doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive..
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
Slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
Great bumper stickers..........you got my mind off using and made me laugh today............thats good recovery!
didnt med help go out of their way to accomadate the folks who wanted to "have fun",tell jokes,etc.
Those are funny. Anytimes a good time for humor. You can see me now. My son loaded me on here. Its funny me and the word loaded on the same line. Cuz I'm not anymore!!!m James Brown's song "I FEEL GOOD LA LA LALA'
SO GOOD,SO GOOD....
SO GOOD,SO GOOD....
Those are funny. Anytimes a good time for humor. You can see me now. My son loaded me on here. Its funny me and the word loaded on the same line. Cuz I'm not anymore!!!m James Brown's song "I FEEL GOOD LA LA LALA'
SO GOOD,SO GOOD....
SO GOOD,SO GOOD....
This is too funny, my fav is
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you...lol...Too funny...
Lisa
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you...lol...Too funny...
Lisa
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