Lubricant Nervousness

[Scrutinizer]

Dear Doctor,
  Hello. I have a bottle of olive oil that I store in my bathroom cabinet to use as a lubricant for masturbation. I know that the scenario that I am about to describe might be a little far fetched, but never the less could be possible. My friends come and stay with me on the weekends sometime,
and I'm sure, like most normal males probably masturbate fairly frequently; and I wouldn't put it past them to use my bathroom and my lubricant to masturbate. This past time I used the oil for its usual purpose and after I finished, I was putting the oil back in the cabinet when I noticed something swishing about in it resembling semen. Now, for hypothetical purposes, please tell me if their was a possible risk of contracting HIV involved; assuming that that was semen in the oil and the friend who accidentally managed to get it in their was HIV positive.
                                               Thank you kindly,
                                                                Scrutinizer          

[Scrutinizer]

Thank you for your most humorous response chapeau. It is ridiculously far fetched! The environmental survival was kind of what I needed to know about. Thanks.

[troggs]

I forgot to tell you that hiv does not survive out side it's host in a setting like you mentioned-basically even if your friend got into your olive oil, masturbated, was hiv positive and them placed his ejaculate into the bottle for some reason....sigh, and then you decided you were going to masturbate-nothing, far fetched, never like this would somebody become hiv positive man...just in case you not convinced i've humored you with a detailed response.

[troggs]

I thought i had hear everything until today man....

[Uniquelymen]

Hi there,

Absolutely no risk at all.............