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This marajuana compound sounds good for a few ills, interesting little tidbit, to me anyway....Happy Tuesday everyone!
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In some jungles the natives wear a scrotum sack, the rest hangs free. If you feel the need to cover up, maybe your wife or tailor can quickly sew one out of burlap or something.
I certainly would consider protecting my jewels...if I had some...because the donuts you intend to bring might cause unexpected reactions.
On second thought, give the donuts after the procedure, never hurts to play it save.
Serious, is this your first colonoscopy? Are they looking for something, or is it just routine screening?
I had one in 1984, when things were pretty crude, and the memory has prevented me from doing another one.
That guy had me laying on my back, which is totally wrong, and tried to shove this gardenhose up there. He must have enjoyed the view, and all my protesting didn't help. He told me he knew what he was doing, and I went along, because I was still a nice girl at that time...well thought of. All I had was a valium, it was horrible.
I tell ya, I can't wait for halloween to have come and gone.
Ina
I certainly would consider protecting my jewels...if I had some...because the donuts you intend to bring might cause unexpected reactions.
On second thought, give the donuts after the procedure, never hurts to play it save.
Serious, is this your first colonoscopy? Are they looking for something, or is it just routine screening?
I had one in 1984, when things were pretty crude, and the memory has prevented me from doing another one.
That guy had me laying on my back, which is totally wrong, and tried to shove this gardenhose up there. He must have enjoyed the view, and all my protesting didn't help. He told me he knew what he was doing, and I went along, because I was still a nice girl at that time...well thought of. All I had was a valium, it was horrible.
I tell ya, I can't wait for halloween to have come and gone.
Ina
LOL. Mine's at the GI lab in the hospital. My doc doesn't have a non-hospital office. I have a great rapport with him and very well may leave the note about sliding the bill into the slot. I figure that might divert his and the nurse's attention from the hairy butt crack and the 48 y/o jewel sack. (Pleasant image, huh?)
I always take some kind of treats in for the staff. Maybe this time I'll take them a box of chocolate glazed doughnuts.
I always take some kind of treats in for the staff. Maybe this time I'll take them a box of chocolate glazed doughnuts.
I think we should "trick AND treat".
Hey doc roto, I appreciate all you are doing for me, I have a little surprise for you, left a few nuggets behind.
Doc roto...pitchfork swinging, foaming at the mouth, darts out of eyes, steam out of nostrils....there is your costum.
Now serious, they are doing mine in the hospital, not their office. He new I was gonna be a problem child, they have different scopes there, also more flexible ones.
I visited the short stay unit, kind of snooping around and asking lots of questions, like... how do you know I really don't feel anything, it's not general anesthesia.
Nurses reply...If you feel anything, the first sign would be your toes would wiggle, than you will make faces, and than you grunt.
Me...please keep you eyes focused on my toes, I don't want to reach the grunting stage.
Me...may I see the scope?
Nurse...sure, they ordered a pediatric scope for you, extra soft and flexible.
Whaaat, isn't that to short...no, it's long, but smaller in diameter....won't it crinkle up if it's so soft....yes, but they use a wire to stiffen it if necessary
Me...how about sterilizing that thing, I just got over hep c...
well you get the picture.
But I was thinking...I just had a PCR, and it was neg. In 3 month I have another, and it better be neg, or I'll ask Mikesimon to open his law office again.
This whole thing freaks me out anyway, just don't like being fiddled with so much.
Ina
Hey doc roto, I appreciate all you are doing for me, I have a little surprise for you, left a few nuggets behind.
Doc roto...pitchfork swinging, foaming at the mouth, darts out of eyes, steam out of nostrils....there is your costum.
Now serious, they are doing mine in the hospital, not their office. He new I was gonna be a problem child, they have different scopes there, also more flexible ones.
I visited the short stay unit, kind of snooping around and asking lots of questions, like... how do you know I really don't feel anything, it's not general anesthesia.
Nurses reply...If you feel anything, the first sign would be your toes would wiggle, than you will make faces, and than you grunt.
Me...please keep you eyes focused on my toes, I don't want to reach the grunting stage.
Me...may I see the scope?
Nurse...sure, they ordered a pediatric scope for you, extra soft and flexible.
Whaaat, isn't that to short...no, it's long, but smaller in diameter....won't it crinkle up if it's so soft....yes, but they use a wire to stiffen it if necessary
Me...how about sterilizing that thing, I just got over hep c...
well you get the picture.
But I was thinking...I just had a PCR, and it was neg. In 3 month I have another, and it better be neg, or I'll ask Mikesimon to open his law office again.
This whole thing freaks me out anyway, just don't like being fiddled with so much.
Ina
What would this place do without your humor? God, I love it!
Good luck on your tooting root!
miss
Good luck on your tooting root!
miss
Hey Eisbein, I'm going in for the double rooter myself in early november. I'm gonna check the after-Halloween sales for a latex nurses outfit and a Dolly Parton wig.... see if the doc will indulge me and wear it for the procedure. Or maybe I could fashion a train tunnel costume for myself. Let him send in locomotives from both ends of the tunnel.
Or at a minimum, I could put a note on my @ss: Don't forget to turn out lights and insert bill in slot when finished.
Or at a minimum, I could put a note on my @ss: Don't forget to turn out lights and insert bill in slot when finished.
I see...I'll run this by my doc :)
Just came from an abdominal cat scan, but for this one I had to drink a half a gallon of that barium sulfate...man ho man, I am sitting here all cramped up...I take a joint, just fax it to me, quickly please.
Halloween comes the big one from both ends, I hope he won't find any treats...he made it clear, he better not see any cr!p in there.
Ina
Just came from an abdominal cat scan, but for this one I had to drink a half a gallon of that barium sulfate...man ho man, I am sitting here all cramped up...I take a joint, just fax it to me, quickly please.
Halloween comes the big one from both ends, I hope he won't find any treats...he made it clear, he better not see any cr!p in there.
Ina
man, I must of bumped into you back in the day, you lived here right? or passed a doobie doobie do to you, or whatever, ha ha!
wow, she's retiling her pool and all of this? wish I had that kind of energy...she looks good...just saw her in that movie "Foxes" and she was really good...saw her with Kim Fowley at something a few years ago, yikes! aaah, the good ole days huh Cajun? thanks for the update...
I have to totally agree about the threads. It is almost like insanity. Check out what Cherie does for a living now. Chainsawchick.com
She is really talented. In her relief carvings, she has the one I ordered for my husband, to go in his tiki hut. It is called Ralph's Sunset Tiki Lounge.
Cajun
She is really talented. In her relief carvings, she has the one I ordered for my husband, to go in his tiki hut. It is called Ralph's Sunset Tiki Lounge.
Cajun
Hi, posted something back to you about this, but there are sooo many threads here I know a lot gets buried...if I don't answer people I hope they don't get offended and realize it's almost impossible to keep up with members now cause there are too many dang threads! And then the problem gets only worse because you have to start a new thread in order to contact someone in all this!!! anyway, I digress, ha ha! I did know Cherrie long ago, but I'm sorry I didn't know Ms. West...so sorry to hear of your loss...hope youre well and feeling much better...
Hi there,
Just an FYI, Since you knew Bruce, I thought you have to know Sandy West with the Runaways. She passed away from Lung Cancer. I posted awhile back to let you know about the fundraiser they did for her. I have to talk to Cherie to find out more information on the funeral and what the family has planned. Just thought I would let you know since you know that crowd of people.
Cajun
Just an FYI, Since you knew Bruce, I thought you have to know Sandy West with the Runaways. She passed away from Lung Cancer. I posted awhile back to let you know about the fundraiser they did for her. I have to talk to Cherie to find out more information on the funeral and what the family has planned. Just thought I would let you know since you know that crowd of people.
Cajun
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