Somehow I KNEW you would jump in and comment on that one!!! I was waiting you goofy guy!
Can man, how are you at unclogging a pump?
Seems only fitting we should ask you the same thing........
dyce says,.......... I was fit to be tied, had a heck of a time gettin outta that mess!!
Don't ya just hate it when your wifes plays that trick on you then calls them men in the white coats? You would think after a dozen times we'd learn.
Hi Guys, Hope you are all having a good weekend! I have plans to go to a festival with a bunch of kids tonite, luckily I feel good! Just my ol' tired self. Can't wait for Halloween to show off my witch like hair!
I have heard there was going to be wind for days, hasn't been any around here. Those oak leaves are clogging up my pool though. Can man, how are you at unclogging a pump? It is beautiful here, great for a pool party.
You guys should have seen the trouble my husband was in when I sent him down to supervise the clean up of the paint. He says, "OKAY" only to head to his office. These kids had paint on the new beige wall to wall, the oriental carpets, the walls, the doors, railings, patio and table and chairs, the bathroom was a totally different color. The tub is still being scrubbed after weeks. I keep seeing spots of color everywhere I go in the house. OOOOhhhhh you can imagine what I put hubby through, he is still recovering.
Your right never leave the kids to face paint by them selves especially when you have oil base acrylic paint in the shed.However your kids will match the house quite beautifully.
And the number one thing to never do never give out your social security to the guy at the lottery stand make him guess your lucky number and tell him he's wrong even when he gets it right. And if you end up talking like the two old ladies on the identity theft comercails then chances are you and Jeff Foxworthy are rednecks. Thank you very much and don't hate me because I am young and beautiful and undergoing tx.
Jeffy
I think I'll wear a warewolf mask but right before I leave for the treats, I'll take me riba!!Should make for a convincingly mad warewolf, OOOOOOwwhhhhhhhhooooooo!!!!!
Ha lady, is that bay breeze blowin today??
Some contanqerous thief got the dyce a couple years back, they bought a bunch a stuff off e/bay with my i.d. I was fit to be tied, had a heck of a time gettin outta that mess!!
My attorney husband had his wallet stolen a couple of months ago. What a nightmare!!! He read the list and said he did all of it but make copies of his wallet. He did it the next day. He called to get a replacement health card for Alana, my step daughter, and they sent a new one with Alamo as her name. Now of course Healthnet won't pay for anything with Alana on it!
Don't leave several kids to do face painting when you have a migraine of bad sx, in the house or out. I had paint everywhere! I think any art projects are going to have to be when I feel well enough to supervise closely.
Don't drive without a map and phone number on tx.
Lock yourself away from others when Riba rage hits.
Sorry to steal your comment I first read it "don't leave your dog outside.." I have done that too and come home with a lawn littered with garbage.
Your fat farm post was the funniest by far.DUDE!
Never post a comment without the expressed written consent of everyone who posts on a hep forum as they type away completely zaney and off the wall comments which help to make me laugh when I should be crying. Thanks you guys are stinking hilarious.
I never wear sunglasses on top of my head, because then for the next few days it feels like they are still up there.
Have you ever had a pair on your head and also wearing a pair?
Dont date your bosses ex-husband (she pretends I'm invisible)
Dont leave your outside dog inside with a LARGE FULL garbage.eeeeyu
Dont go to a job interview while on treatment.(although there were some funny moments)
don't go to a fat farm with a box of Jelly donuts
don't call stare at the TV too long especially when watching Rosy Odonell.
Here's a good one-- don't say, "I'm leaving this forum!" or "This will be my last post!"
Never tell a three yrold anything you dont want thier pk teachers and whole class to hear, speaking from a teachers side Ive heard some hum dingers in my 20yrs .....
Don't argue with people you have never met
Don't believe you can change a person's beliefs by posting your opinions on a website
Don't leave your dog INSIDE with a large garbage can while you're at work
Don't stop beleiving in miracles
Don't announce you can't find your keys while you are holding them in you hand
you too! gonna cuddle up with a bunch of Masterpiece Theatres...
Thanks forseegood, very good advice there. A few of my own:
DO NOT touch any blood that is not your own without proper protection!!
DO NOT go to a doctor fresh out of school if you have a disease for which there is not sure fire cure!!
DO NOT put straws into your nose!!
and of course the best one yet ..................
DO NOT STICK FRICKIN NEEDLES INTO YOUR ARMS!!
Don't play with matches around flamables AFTER smoking pot.
don't whizz on the electric fence
Don't go to the grocery store high on pot!!
Don't kick a sleepin dog!!!
Don't tell yur wife noooo!!!!!
Great ones there fl. Just want to add besides the toilet paper in the shoe make sure them paper things you cover the seat with goes with the flow and don't get caught in any cracks. Them things sticking out the back just isn't in style.
don't loan money to relatives.slow