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Beth is da Only Veggie I know,

Beth, how will I know if I am posting to you or posting to Grandma? Seems a bit odd.
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He's a man...he was getting a little jealous of the BIG guys bottom that was getting all the fun.....and he probably was afraid you were secretly enjoying it:) NOT!
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LOL Nah, it wasn't that,,the subway rides are always quiet cause nobody ever talks to one another and everyone avoids eye contact (safety reasons) so if we have a conversation as we are standing squashed - and I really mean SQUASHED together, there is a chance that they might hear you and I know thats what he was afraid of cause if the guy heard me and was a nut, there may have been a violent outburst or whatever. I had my mouth practically cupped over my husbands ear, but he still thought I was a jerk for talking about someone who was so close to me - I don't want you take me wrong - it feels weird to be that close to someone (rear ends pushed hard together) even if they are a small Brad Pitt type and not some BIG guy - its just weird, you feel SLUTTY - makes me want to turn around and tap the guy on the shoulder and say "You buy me stockings and candy, soldier?" What I neglected to tell you (on purpose - didn't want to put it on forum- but what the hay - you dragged it out of me bug and trish lol) I prefaced all that stuff I said to my husband by first saying "Is this subway sex?" - relating it to when we all first heard about people having phone sex blah blah blah....and so my husband says "what!!?????" And THEN I proceeded to tell him how this guys rear end was bumping and gushing and I almost forgot - the guys rear end was very 'toasty,' warm that is,,,yuk. I'm glad I didn't get a menopausal hot flash or something,it may have been perceived by him that our rear ends had an attraction to one another.
Yeah so anyhow it seems I'm ticking everyone off lately -but my husband knows I was kidding and once we got off the subway and was able to talk, I told him I had the desire to have a cigarrette for some reason, and he laughed and called me a jerk. Calling me a jerk is a good sign - that means he thinks it was funny and he's not mad. Poor husband, give him strengthhhhhhhh to be with me Oh Lord..

See ya's......bug I hope your father is feeling better.
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You crack me up...just when I thought this thread was hopeless, you jump aboard and get me tickled with the thought of your bottom smashed up against someone else's BIG bottom and you whispering to your husband about it! No wonder he was mad! He's a man...he was getting a little jealous of the BIG guys bottom that was getting all the fun.....and he probably was afraid you were secretly enjoying it:) NOT!
thanks for the laugh...
Bug
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Okay....now THAT is funny.  I read the part about someone's rear jiggling in your face while you held onto the pole and then some guys rear shaking all over yours.. and well, you know...the imagination kicked in and all I could think of was .. "pole dancing? whaaa?? " til I slowed down enough to read it properly.. lol   Funny that your husband got mad...sounds like something a woman would do...nice to know guys can be as unreasonable as us sometimes.. lol  :)  If you were face to face with the guy it would have been something else jiggling and then there woulda been a whole other kinda pole dancing going on. ;->

Gawd... now look what you started!!!!!  lol  :)
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Glad all is well with you. Well as far as doctors,, if I have to tx for 48 weeks, I don't feel like having to do the subway thang, ya know. It was okay for 24 weeks but 48 and winter all all of that. This will still be NYC but closer to me. Wouldn't involve having to take 2 trains. It takes me hardly anytime to get to this doc, but still and all, I was never one for subway trains. The last ride was 'standing room only," and I my rear end was squashed up against some BIG guy whose rear end jiggled with all the bumps on the ride. My husband was face to face with me holding onto the pole and I was making a face as I felt this guys rear end shake all over mine. I know he couldn't help it, but it felt weird - I whispered to my husband that this guys rear end was grossing me out - I felt violated. LOL I said I felt like I was cheating on him AND right in front of him. I thought I was funny, my husband didn't think it was funny. The guy didn't hear me - I don't know why my husband was mad, he got over it.
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lol myown,,,I knew you were joking or trying to change subject!  
I'm doing good myown and didn't know you were going to tx soon....You didn't like the dr you went to last year?   Hey,,,whatever your plans,,,,I wish you the best and just know this next round will be SVR for you.  Hope you are feeling good these days!
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Honey, that was supposed to be a joke - and  yes its all LSD - some more pure, yes.

How am I? In between treatments - waiting for more test results, going for another consult with a new doctor. How are you?
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