Bit of Humor

[Ekkiemom]

TO ERR IS HUMAN, TO POINT THE BLAME AT SOMEONE ELSE SHOWS MANAGEMENT POTENTIAL €:)

[dontworry_behappy1]

Yelp... that is a true government fact. : )  

[dontworry_behappy1]

That's the worst joke I have ever heard.  Go read "quotes of wisdom" by Bill Cosby if you want a real laugh.

[Dee1956]

Oh my gosh!  You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time.
Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed.
This is funny

Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.

[Magnum]

A teacher wants to tease her students and poses an impossible question to her kids every Friday. She said if they can guess the answer, they don't have to come back to class until Tuesday.

The first question: How many grains of sand in a gallon bucket? naturally no one could answer that.
The second question: How many stars in the sky? Again no one could answer that.

Before the next Friday, one kid was fed up and painted two marbles black while at home and brought them to class. On the third Friday, when the teacher was about to ask the question, he rolled the two marbles on the floor towards her desk. Upset, she stood up and asked "Alright, who's the comedian with the two black balls?". The kid says "Bill Cosby, see you Tuesday".

Magnum

[patra_]

You mean they didn't?

[Ekkiemom]

LOL I could've sworn they made that one just for Congress

[dontworry_behappy1]

.......and promote that one out of here ASAP!

[patra_]

: -). Good one,