Sex at age 90, is like trying to shoot pool with a rope ... George Burns
Nothing is impossible. The word itself says I’m possible ... Audrey Hepburn
Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning blood sucking creatures ... Robin Williams
When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them ... Rodney Dangerfield
Some cause happiness wherever they go, some whenever they go ... Oscar Wilde
I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception ... Groucho Marx
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all impersonators would be dead ... Johnny Carson
I’m a great housekeeper. I get divorced, I keep the house ... Zsa Zsa Gabor
I don’t exercise. If God would have wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor ... Joan Rivers
When I’m good I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better ... Mae West
and finally, and unbelievably ....
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff ... Mariah Carey