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Joke of the day
Here is a little early thanksgiving humor
John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions,
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions,
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....
........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'
thanks guys......really great stuff....hard to choose the best one.
good medicine!!
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good medicine!!
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop ..... ;-)
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and
forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way
out the door with the loot, one brave Irish customer grabs
the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shoots the guy without hesitation! He then looks
around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of
the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks
over and calmly shoots him also. Everyone by now is very
scared and looking down at the floor. "Did anyone else
see my face?" calls the robber. There are a few moments
of silence...then one elderly Irish gent, looking down,
tentatively raises his hand and says: 'I think me wife
may have caught a glimpse ....'
forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way
out the door with the loot, one brave Irish customer grabs
the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shoots the guy without hesitation! He then looks
around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of
the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks
over and calmly shoots him also. Everyone by now is very
scared and looking down at the floor. "Did anyone else
see my face?" calls the robber. There are a few moments
of silence...then one elderly Irish gent, looking down,
tentatively raises his hand and says: 'I think me wife
may have caught a glimpse ....'
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