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Missing the humor

I have been missing the humor and quotes, lately so just thought I would pass this on.

'The trouble with quotes on the internet, is that you can neve know if they are genuine.'. - Abraham Lincoln

hee hee

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10175413 tn?1427170251

Hahahahahahaha ha good one. I'm gonna look and post one on a couple minutes.....how Ya doin?

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Great!  Hope you are too!  Great minds/same channels' and all that - I was just posting a Note to you. How cool is that?

And, Ya, I would appreciate a funny or two.  Where is Magnum when we need him? lol.

10175413 tn?1427170251

I saw ur note thanks for your kind words!

Had a busy day today. Mom had left shoulder surgery today and so I was up earlier than normal  ;'/

Hope you are good
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One Ekkiemom's Mom to another, [ : -). ], I wil pray for your Mom's successful surgery and full recovery.


29837 tn?1414534648
Not to be undone...

A recent CNN poll asked 2000 women if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, a shocking 95% responded “never again”.

I'm just back from a pleasure trip, took my mother-in-law to the airport
Zsa Zsa Gabor was married so many times, she has rice marks on her face

Strip poker is the only game where the more you lose, the more you have to show for it

I have a great doctor, he gave a guy 6 months to live, the guy couldn't pay his bill, he gave him another 6 months

A man brags about his new hearing aid. "It's the most expensive one I've ever had, it cost $10,000. His friend asked "what kind is it" the guy says half past 4

McDonald's has a promotion, "if it's your birthday, dinner is on us". Hey, if it's your birthday and you're in McDonald's, I'd say your life *****.

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.

My mother- in-law  was at the beauty parlor the other day for two hours. That was just for the estimate.

Why don't snakes bite lawyers? Professional courtesy

Why are lawyers buried in deeper graves than other people?
Because deep down they're not so bad

Jesus is walking around heaven and he hears a sobbing noise. He goes to investigate and finds an old man sitting and crying his heart out.
Jesus asks "why are you crying?" the old man says "when I was on earth, I was a carpenter. I had a son, and they took him away from me and I never saw him again!" Jesus thinks, it must be Joseph the carpenter.  I  wondered what happened to him!" so Jesus opens his arms and says, "father, don’t you know me? I'm your son". The old man's eyes light up and says "Pinocchio?”.

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I LOVE the jokes!  Thank you so much!  Always cheers me up so much to be able to laugh a little!

My contribution for today!

Big Foot - Hide and Seek Champion!

Instant human - just add coffee.

And, finally, if life give you melons, you may be dyslexic.

Smiles and Blessings,

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Half past 4........ Lol
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.  : -)!
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