No nooky until the hgb improves

[spectda]

Dear Friends-
The wife said no nooky until she's sure I won't get a heart attack! I told her worst case scenario I will die happy! She is unconvinced!

Any suggestions to tempt her? I can't fit into my victoria secret gear any longer so that's out! Even with the new back hair weave she is not impressed!
-Blue in CA!

[eureka254]

"are they mutually exclusive?"
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Not if the shoe (or doll) fits.
Of if you mean wife vs inflatable, you'd have ask the wife how she feels about vinyl menage.

R Glass: LOL
Yeah, yeah, we see right through you...

[GSDgirl]

nooky...........haven't heard that since high school

[R Glass]

“R Glass-
Very thoughtful of you!”

I’m here for you Brother.
Wait!!!!!! That didn’t come out the way I meant it.LOL

[spectda]

Isobella-
So the inflatable doesn't need any ambien? Does it want coffee and chocolate?

R Glass-
Very thoughtful of you!

Eureka-
"the use of ambien and roofies is by men with no skill, lacking in imagination, or those who never grew out of the desire for the inactivity of inflatables."

are they mutually exclusive?

Merry-

"besides, a little effort will raise your white count....another good thing."
The less neupogen needed argument, good thinking!

- Dave

[spectda]

"You call it "nooky"?
That may be part of the problem. "

Well we have the medhep version and the other version...

[R Glass]

"I vote you save the ambien and go with the inflatable"
I can send him mine, I just bought a new one. She’s a little old but she cleans up well.