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R U FEELIN BAD (LITTLE CHEER-UP)

GOT ONE FOR YA..TWO HORSES STANDING IN DA STABLE AFTER A BIG RACE. HORSE ONE LOOKS TO HORSE TWO AND SAYS, "HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS RACING STUFF". HORSE TWO LOOKS AT HORSE ONE AND SAYS "RACING IS OK, BUT IT MAKES MY LEFT HIP SORE". HORSE ONE SAYS "THAT IS ODD BECAUSE IT MAKES MY LEFT HIP SORE ALSO".  A DOG LAYING IN DA CORNER OF THE STABLE OVERHEARS THEIR CONVERSATION AND SAYS, "DON'T YA'LL KNOW THAT JUST BEFORE EVERY RACE YOUR TRAINER GIVES YA'LL A SHOT OF SPEED TO MAKE YA'LL RUN FASTER".  HORSE TWO LOOKS AT HORSE ONE AND SAYS..."HMMM, WHAT DO YA KNOW, A TALK'IN DOG".   Sorry I know it is a goofy joke, but maybe it will bring a grin to  someones face.   :O)
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427265 tn?1444076436
Thanks for the smile, Rusty!

A sense of humor will get us through alot of rough spots......Pam

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No offense .... we all bring our unique selves to this place and welcome to you too. :) It's nice to get off the Hep C subject once in awhile and just do a bit of socializing.  Goofy joke.  :)  

Trish
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Sure don't offend me, as a matter of fact i think its great for new people that come here to see that having hep-c might not be the end of the world after all. Just might give some some hope to see a bunch of heppers laughing and joking.

BTW i remember a talking horse, his name was Mr. ED, of course, of course.

Hope all is well
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692738 tn?1235762887
Hope i didn't offend or pi** anybody off, by not being on a hep.  subject, but we do have to smile every once-in-a-while
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