Couldn't find my remote this weekend... it was in the refrigerator.
Same here, Ricky; I found myself dialing my son on the TV remote driving down the interstate one morning. No one answered, thankfully.
--Bill
I once brought the remote for my television to work.
It used to take me two hours to watch 60 minutes!
Oh my gosh. I think more will come back to me as the fog clears. The main thing is that I can’t remember diddly.
It’s just lots of little things. Like I can’t remember if I fed the dogs, so I’ll just feed them again (and they are getting fat). I put the conditioner in my hair before the shampoo. Once I forgot to rinse off in the shower and had to get back in. I get up to fill my water all the time and then forget to bring it back to my room. I get the hair dryer out and then put it up before drying my hair. I forgot to put on make-up for work a few times. I got in the car to drive to work before I realized I couldn’t see and had to go back inside for my glasses. I’ve almost run out of gas a few times and I’ve never run out of gas in my life!
There are a million stories of stupidity at work, but they are mostly too hard to relate. Here’s an easy one: I asked my boss a question about something, and he said that we went over it in the meeting. I had no idea what meeting he was talking about, and come to find out it was one we had about an hour earlier. I did dumber things than that, but I promise I did not cause the oil spill (though they are trusting me to help fix it - which may be why it is taking so long) :P
Omgosh!! Too funny. I have to know how that turned out for ya.
Dont was dishes in the laundry machine,glasss will break.
Just found out I forgot to push the "start" button. This should be an interesting day.