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SAD NEWS . . .

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty
old
man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John
dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even for a brief second, please share your smile with someone, anyone you choose.  If you think that it sucked that's ok too, cause it wasn't for you.  It was for the person going through tx, who needed something a little silly to smile about.  later
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419309 tn?1326503291
Made me giggle like the honored doughboy. (LOL  @ yeast infection, too funny.)
~eureka
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476246 tn?1418870914
It certainly put a smile on my face. Thanks, Marcia
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