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Smile for today....

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says," So you're a man.  That's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow, just look at our cars, there nothing left of them, but we're unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, " And look at this, here's another miracle.  My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.  Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman.  The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No.  I think I'll just wait for the police..."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever!!!
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Man oh man, you were really sweatin' it out that you weren't going to have me around to pick on.  I had a lot of running around to do, so I didn't get on the computer.

Yeah so anyhow, the stuff going back and forth between us, I know you're playing and I know you know I'm playing, but did you know we were scarring everyone else? HA! They thought we were fighting, but nah I was having fun and I know you were too. I forget who, but somone mentioned the Dracula comment ha!. I knew you knew I was kidding and referring to the post you made on the other side, but didn't realize we were being taken as serious.

That stuff between me an you was not part of my 'riba attiude.' Yes the initial line of cr@pola that you gave me about the gay stuff, you ticked me off, but after that it was fun and games.

I do like you too. I think it took us a while to warm up to one another, but now I do like you and I know you love me < HA!!!! sorry had to stick that in for the audience looking over our shoulder. Ha! For the record guys he doesn't love me, its a joke. Where's a smiley when I need one?

But anyhow your a pain in my neck sometimes, but I'm a pain in your too, so no problemo.

Good nite, see ya tommorrow unless I have a riba attitude I will keep my computer off then. See how nice I can be.
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Htownwife..Thanks for your kind words. Yeah tx and emotions and all that can play with your mind, but I think I have been getting Riba in my cereal my entire life without knowing it. I sorta always have had the 'riba attitude.' ha!



Cindy,I noticed you stayed away... you're a smart girl. 'Depending' on the situation sometimes staying clear is the best thing.

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I knew it was just the meds, thats why I didnt say anything.
Hang in there only 13 to go ;-)  yeah baby!!!  

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It's only human to have disagreements and differences of opinions. My Own, couple that with TX and you have a truly unique mix of emotions and reactions!! I should know, after what I've been through with my hubby!!

However, it takes a lot of character to publicly apologize and set things straight, which both of you have done.
I'm impressed with your openness and willingness to put things behind you and carry on!!
You're both a great asset and example for all of us on this forum!
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Ameriboi, you didn't do anything wrong as I had mentioned in the post, nor was I looking for an apology, but because you are so sweet you felt you needed to I guess, but no need to, you did nothing wrong. I'm just wacky at this point.

Tator hit the nail on the head as did Orphanhawk. Now and then I get the riba madness which is difficult to explain unless a person has felt it. I'm never into political correctness but it certainly did seem that way for sure. My friend who sent the email I  told him not to send me any more cr@ppy emails like that wants to have lunch next week. I guess he wants to see if I am wearing a straight jacket or something. Being I am a closet hepper, I'll just tell him I have been getting moody from menopause I guess, which is actually the truth too. My poor husband. Ha!

The butter was on the wrong shelf the other day and I had to walk out of the kitchen, which was good because sometimes you can't walk away from things when your mind gets like this because you think you are justified in your thinking but my husband would have had to listen to a dissertation of why the butter belongs in "the butter spot," so I'm glad I walked away for a few minutes.

But anyhow Ameriboi I wasn't mad at you, just felt I had to vent what I was feeling.Don't even try to understand because it makes no sense to me either.  With having a strong personality it would be hard for someone to tell if its 'the normal me,' or the 'riba me', unless someone knows me well or knows the different effects meds can have on people.

Jim, no problem with the post you were talking about. Its always going to happen on a forum and I owe you an apology as I felt this 'riba attitude' building for quite some time and for some reason you were in the line of fire. I've felt this comming on for a long time. Even back a while ago, can't remember the incident but i had an attitude towards Flguy over something that I can't even remember, but at the time I felt very justified for some crazy reason. And I like Flguy alot, so figure that out. I can't. Its almost like the meds can make you into a nasty drunk without the high. Jim you know you're my buddy and I am very fond of you and always will be. Flguy is such a nice guy too, but I'm a wacky chick and with added riba and interferon,,OMG.
Tator knew this would happen to me. lol Well if she isn't Miss Sylvia Brown. Ha!  Tator is funny. Ha!

Most of the time I don't feel the moody, but when it does come I'll make sure I'm not around the forum. My family pays no attention to me if I get like that and actually it hasn't happened that often, but I'm just about at the half way mark so who knows.

Now I'll write a post to Mr. Simon. see ya tommorrow.

OMG, wait a minute!!! Did you see on the news that Howard Stern (radio talk show host, not the attorney) is telling all his fans to vote for Sanjai and to keep calling. You know the size audience he has, especially with satelite.

Looks like Sanjai may win idol. That would be too funny if Stern can pull this off. That would mean that his show could pick the winner every year.

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If I upset you Myown I want to apologize for that. I get set off and I can't blame it on riba. Some things just rub me wrong and I speak out. I never intentionally  set out to hurt anyone and I feel badly that I might have hurt you. A lot of what I said was said in a playful spirit and I really did think we were both being playful once we got past the gay thing. I just want you to be okay and feel good about yourself and get back here. I may be making more out of this than really exists but I want you to know that I meant you no harm and, in fact, I do rather like you. You're probably out playing and never gave any of that stuff a second thought and my take is totally wrong - I hope that's true. Mike  
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