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Smile for today....
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says," So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, " And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Moral of the story:
Women are clever!!!
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says," So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, " And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Moral of the story:
Women are clever!!!
1. don't tell me I don't know anything about the gay community. I have more gay friends than you can shake a stick at. And of course gay men love being around women. I won't even touch that line becasue that will have you posting back to me again and I don't want to hear from you anymore ever.
2.Don't even discuss "Teddy" with me. His wife should have seen that a long time ago. Any person that says he feels he's not gay becasue he only had sex with one man is gay AND NUTS and until he is real with his problem he cannot change. But funny thing is that ridiculous statement he made is more common in the gay community than most think. I have a friend (male) who only sleeps with married men so he feels he is STRAIGHT becasue he only goes with married men!! Oh yeah, nothing wrong with him. And that is a true story. I didn't make that up.
But Micheal dear, it comes down to this... we all have weakness and sin in our life, including me. We all need to see it as that. If we say 'its okay,' I am who I am, then we stay the same.
Okay, enough.Why do I bother trying to talk to you. You ticked me off as usual and you won't understand anyhow because you are always right in your eyes and you are so used to people bowing at your feet, that it KILLS you that I don't bow at your expensive footwear.
Don't get on my nerves anymore. I'm not in the mood.
2.Don't even discuss "Teddy" with me. His wife should have seen that a long time ago. Any person that says he feels he's not gay becasue he only had sex with one man is gay AND NUTS and until he is real with his problem he cannot change. But funny thing is that ridiculous statement he made is more common in the gay community than most think. I have a friend (male) who only sleeps with married men so he feels he is STRAIGHT becasue he only goes with married men!! Oh yeah, nothing wrong with him. And that is a true story. I didn't make that up.
But Micheal dear, it comes down to this... we all have weakness and sin in our life, including me. We all need to see it as that. If we say 'its okay,' I am who I am, then we stay the same.
Okay, enough.Why do I bother trying to talk to you. You ticked me off as usual and you won't understand anyhow because you are always right in your eyes and you are so used to people bowing at your feet, that it KILLS you that I don't bow at your expensive footwear.
Don't get on my nerves anymore. I'm not in the mood.
I know how you really feel about me, don't fret about it. BTW, I'm wearing blue suede shoes at the moment... with a matching belt. You'd look pretty good down there with a sued brush just giving them a quick once over. Mike
You are such a jerk.
Oh the blue suede shoes with the blue suede belt must look so good together. Can I make a suggestion? Turn the Elvis Presley music up in the backround just a tad, I can't hear it over here in Jersey.
Ha! how did I miss the line "I know how you really feel about me"(just saw it now) HAHAHAH Pleeeeez, your fantasy I guess.
That is so funny. All Elvis impersonaters feel women love them. No, we ALL loved the REAL Elvis, not the fake ones.
Hows those thick side burns doing? Leave a little grey showing when you use that jet black color.
Boy am I so glad I never gave you my number when you asked. I know you would have given me an ear ache daily.Okay I know its hard for you to resist talking to me, but pleeeeeez try. Its easy as pie for me to not talk to you.
Do you take a scarf from your neck and wipe the sweat and hand it to your clients as they leave? Don't dance so hard and you won't sweat as much. That one dance move where you jump on your desk had Mrs Goldstein very nervous. She called me. I told her not to worry that you practice all week and you won't fall.
They probably say "yeah my attorney Mike is a real good attorney, but he thinks he's Elvis, make sure he lowers the volume to "jail house rock" when he reads over any important documents because the music causes him to dance wild and he always winds up charging extra for the dance... oh and btw, just smile when he hands you the scarf and take it."
Bye don't miss me posting to you. I won't miss you.
But I do feel bad for you that you weren't able to get me to cherish your every word as EVERYONE in your life thus far has undoubtedly done. That must be very hard to take. Poor,rich Michael.
Oh the blue suede shoes with the blue suede belt must look so good together. Can I make a suggestion? Turn the Elvis Presley music up in the backround just a tad, I can't hear it over here in Jersey.
Ha! how did I miss the line "I know how you really feel about me"(just saw it now) HAHAHAH Pleeeeez, your fantasy I guess.
That is so funny. All Elvis impersonaters feel women love them. No, we ALL loved the REAL Elvis, not the fake ones.
Hows those thick side burns doing? Leave a little grey showing when you use that jet black color.
Boy am I so glad I never gave you my number when you asked. I know you would have given me an ear ache daily.Okay I know its hard for you to resist talking to me, but pleeeeeez try. Its easy as pie for me to not talk to you.
Do you take a scarf from your neck and wipe the sweat and hand it to your clients as they leave? Don't dance so hard and you won't sweat as much. That one dance move where you jump on your desk had Mrs Goldstein very nervous. She called me. I told her not to worry that you practice all week and you won't fall.
They probably say "yeah my attorney Mike is a real good attorney, but he thinks he's Elvis, make sure he lowers the volume to "jail house rock" when he reads over any important documents because the music causes him to dance wild and he always winds up charging extra for the dance... oh and btw, just smile when he hands you the scarf and take it."
Bye don't miss me posting to you. I won't miss you.
But I do feel bad for you that you weren't able to get me to cherish your every word as EVERYONE in your life thus far has undoubtedly done. That must be very hard to take. Poor,rich Michael.
I should have mentioned that came from Shakespeare - Hamlet - it's the Queen speaking. Try reading some of the more significant literature and curb your appetite for gay magazines, if you can manage it. It will serve you well enable you to make a more memorable impression with your better educated and more refined friends. Mike
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