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Nine words Women use.....
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wast ing her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not th anking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wast ing her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not th anking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!
Hey, is that a real picture of you? !!!! I was wondering what you look like....
-Libby
-Libby
http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=MjMYQyhjiYA&feature=related
this one is in the spirit of the thread
this one is in the spirit of the thread
It seems you've correctly studied the female of our species...I give you an A...[would have been A+ but I didn't want to "give" you too much...you know? Yeah..."Women Rule!
Male submissive can be a lot of fun too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the right women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to raise your right hand while you say that "pledge" ....
I get the "you didn't do this" or "you didn't do that" or you need to wait on me hand and foot 'cause I'm the "Man" and I'm in charge.
That's where # 5 "the loud sigh" comes in handy.....
I get the "you didn't do this" or "you didn't do that" or you need to wait on me hand and foot 'cause I'm the "Man" and I'm in charge.
That's where # 5 "the loud sigh" comes in handy.....
If you go that route, don’t forget the first steps. You have to admit,
Yes I fully understand that you are right and I am wrong.
I also accept the fact that I am the Scum of the Earth.
I am Blessed to have The Queen of the Universe to point out and magnify all of my shortcomings.
Nah, I would have to pass and stick with the Grudge
Yes I fully understand that you are right and I am wrong.
I also accept the fact that I am the Scum of the Earth.
I am Blessed to have The Queen of the Universe to point out and magnify all of my shortcomings.
Nah, I would have to pass and stick with the Grudge
Interesting... maybe this is why I keep screwing up... I never knew the lingo! ;-)
Scott
Scott
Now how do you know I was talking about "make up sex" I could be talking about spending some intimate time together, softly touching, kissing, sharing your thoughts, slowly massaging, just holding and enjoying each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know what you mean about the storm but it can leed to something good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Silent Treatment- We see it as Heaven on Earth but it is only the “Calm Before the Storm.” Better known as Hurricane We Need to Talk.
We Need to Talk- I am going to bring up everything you have done in your entire life and when I run out I am going to bring up things you did in your Mother’s Womb.
Darn it, I was so sure I had it all figured out, cause it works all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silence is worse than all of the words!!!! Working a womens subconscious curiosity is the key!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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