The Economy is so bad that . . .

Question

Just something to help everyone laugh:

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT...


I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street, "Wal-Mart Street ."

When Bill and Hillary travel together,  they now have to share a room.

And finally,

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs,
my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the
Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them
I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a
truck.

Nanner88 · Answer

Good one thanks!

belle19 · Answer

thanks for the laugh.  that was a good one.  take care.  belle

belle19 · Answer

they're all named peggy!!  belle

donnieraye · Answer

That was the best, thanks for the laugh.

orphanedhawk · Answer

Thanks for the laughs!

Interfurgen · Answer

his is Pat Patel it is only one family that does all the call centers.

Jillybean65 · Answer

Ha ha ha ha !!!

curiouslady1 · Answer

Nah.  Peggy got fired :)

jules2551 · Answer

They guy you spoke to in Pakistan...let me guess...his name was "Peggy"
rofl

jules2551 · Answer

OMG!  that is too phunny...I am still cracking up here

Jules

crigger · Answer

Too funny. Thank for the laugh

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