friday morning, 5th grade class. the teacher tells the class that who ever gets the answers right to the next couple of questions can go home and have a nice weekend.
the kids go wild.
the teacher says" who said " i can not tell a lie?" she calls on a girl in the front of class, the girl replys--George Washington. teacher says VERY GOOD WE WILL SEE U MONDAY, HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.
then the teacher says WHO SAID " ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL?" she calls on another girls in the front of class. the girl says ABERAHAM LINCOLN. teacher says. VERY GOOD , U HAVE A NICE WEEKEND WE'LL SEE U MONDAY.
boy in the back of class says, ' I WISH THOSE 2 B-I-T-C-H-E-S WOULD KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!!!!!!!"
teacher asks " WHO SAID THAT?" the boy replys........... BILL CLINTON, SEE U MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!