Thanks for the props, MM. If you could make sense of my last post you're smarter than me. That last paragraph should be taken out behind the barn and put out of its misery.
You two and your humor are really good for the soul. You crack me up!
Thankyou so much for the much-needed chuckles! (((((((((((HUGZ)))))))))~MM
To run out of candle prematurely would be a real bummer. Kinda like a premature evacuation, which should be right up your er.. ally, I imagine.
So that must be what all these waxed nethers are about that I hear sighting reports on the internet lately. Cases of burning the candle from both ends and the wick runs dry. All in all, a pleasing effect whan all's said and done, what?
Whoa. I can almost hear the new series replacing 'Jersey Shore':
MTV's MedicMommy, Unplugged... sponsored by Snap-on Tools
GoofyDad:
Man, I've heard of burning the candle at both ends, but guess that's what happens when the wick runs out...
LOL. You win. -A penny for your thoughts! ;) ~MM
So now you've got a whole gaggle of ppl wondering which receptacle it is that ain't getting plugged.
I use power tools...I especially like the ones you don't have to plug in...;) ~MM
...I've heard too much "alone time" can cause that...
Yeah, uh-huh. From a friend of a friend, right? Why is it that there's a full-on large-scale industry selling power tools for women - but there ain't no women using 'em? You'd figure the manufacturers would have figured out a long time ago they have zero sales and stopped advertising and manufaturing.....unless....
So now your mind is going too? I'm beginning to see a trend here...I've heard too much "alone time" can cause that...Oh, wait. that only makes you go blind...;)~MM
Snap-on Tools? I've heard of them! Didn't they sponsor Billie Jean King back in the day? Or maybe it was a Melissa Ethridge tour. My mind don't hold facts so good any more.
That wasn't John Bobbit's surgeon, was it? -I heard he used to work for Snap-On tools...~MM
so funny thanks needed that
"should I feel flattered, shamed, or detached amusement?"
I think you mean attached amusement! lol It is funny tho', lucky you can take a joke!
MM: Good to see you, and thanks for the chuckles! :D
And FlGuy too.
Goofy: ".... detached amusement?"
So it's not only women who suffer with bone loss. There's a good surgeon in Manassas, btw...
Flattered nd ahamed both haha... no its jut funny!
should I feel flattered, shamed, or detached amusement?
I found some more of lost lines of the Ode to Goofy:
It’s not because I don’t want to, it’s because I really can’t
With the time I spend in Tenderloin my chances are not scant.
I used to think my junior would always be here for me
But it does recede each morning upon my first time pee
Prostrate’s done, rhoids are hot and thyroid may be taken out.
My kid’s concerned because my nightly poo makes me scream and shout
Before you think my life is over and mired in regret
Oh damn, that next thought was just another I forget.
So, each day I’m a Dad and on the job and on my way to toil
Gladly recalling that’s she’s still an ex and not a festering boil
For those who know and love me - a guy who’s always trusted
Even though my turds feel huge and painfully jewel-encrusted.