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277836 tn?1359666174

Watch Out For The Nasty BUG !!!!!!!!

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left.

The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang.

He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Harold didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Harold and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Harold went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "

" What can I do? " he pleaded.

" Not much " he doctor replied. " There's just a nasty bug going around."
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495284 tn?1333894042
Good one!!!!!!
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159063 tn?1247272817
LMfao I love those stupid humor jokes I am cracking up over here.. thanks for the laugh
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404138 tn?1308941656
lol that was cuteeee
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483733 tn?1326798446
Very cute!
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228686 tn?1211554707
Thumbs up on my side. Oops, gotta run, there's a knock at the door...
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535822 tn?1443976780
He he, anything that makes us laugh is great ,thank you, am glad it was about roaches I dont like em.
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277836 tn?1359666174
You are right I have one and its kicking my azz
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489725 tn?1280052553
lol seems to be a few nasty bugs  floating around at the moment
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