How do you not get skid marks

[OBIWAN]

I wear white briefs and I always get skid marks, espeically when I work out and my butt gets sweaty that creates skid marks (from taking a **** earlier).  I don't get it.  I wipe my butt front to back while sitting down on the toilet and it doesn't work.  I've wiped so hard that I started to bleed! Now I get blood stains in my underwear with my skid marks.  Please help me and tell me what to do!  Tell me how not to get skid marks, not having them after I work out too because my butt works up a sweat making skid marks, and not having blood stains in my whitey tidys.  THANKS!!!
And I have to get use to wiping my butt with toilet paper not cups of water that I use too because I'm joining the military so we have to wear only white briefs too. PLEASE HELP!!!!

[yikesboy]

What is missing here is the reality of men's anatomy vs women's:  women don't have issues post-dump with **** that will almost always show up for a man just little while after he wipes himself silly clean.  I'm sure that there are guys out there who don't do a thorough job wiping but I can speak for a bunch of guys who tell the same sad story (it took some drinking for this to come up ;-).  We can wipe for hours and it won't matter - as soon as we move around, exercise, sit...whatever, inevitably there will be a need for a secondary wiping in about an hour (or less).  
It's kind of like the clittylitter that women can't avoid regardless of bathing/showers... Take that sirenofthesea!

Why skid marks for many guys?  I don't know but I suspect that it's a physiological thing perhaps related to the prostate.
Dr. Yikesboy

[MSKR]

I have a Very simple solution for your problem it will require (Three Things:  Soap / Water / Empty Bottle)
This is how it works: Fill up the Empty Bottle with Water or keep it in your bathroom filled up so when you are ready to go its ready and waiting.  Now after your finish you’re Business, use the water and Soap to clean yourself properly. Use the Tip of the index finger while you have a bit of soap on it to clean the sphinx.  
I guarantee you this will end your problem completely. You will feel more Clean, Smell more clean, and no more traces of facieses on your Underwear.

I hope you make use of my advice.

Best of Luck
MSKR

[icantry]

Wet wipes will definitely help. The trick is to relax your muscles and gently push the paper into your anus just a bit as you wipe. I found an awesome description at http://www.HowToWipeYourButt.com.

Good luck!

[motherknows]

Skid marks have been a problem since we have had underwear . Unfortunately there is not a lot you can do about them once they show up. there are tricks you can do to keep tidy whities. When When When you buy your new underwear, wash them in hot water with one cup of salt. The salt will lock in the color for you and has nothing to to with your problem. There are many reasons people get skids, the least of them is cleanliness . I have found after you use the restroom, take two squares of toilet paper and fold to make it look like one square. Fold that in half. place this on your backside. Don’t worry your cheeks will keep it in place. The next time you unload the paper will fall off into the toilet. Just another little tip if I can. Another problem that people have that never gets discussed is discharge.  baking soda is a great protector for that. Take a jar put some baking soda in the jar. Take a small soft brush , like a paint brush or a makeup brush, swish the brush in the baking soda and tap the brushes side to release the powder onto the inside of your underwear . It takes very little. This does two things, it will help dry up natural discharge and take any sweaty odors away. bleach can be used to keep the gray away. I would not bleach anymore than every other time. Your mom will be very proud of you. If you don’t want to go through this you can always by darker colored underwear that wont show anything.

[DRILL_INSTRUCTOR]

GET READY FOR BOOTCAMP, WE'RE GONNA PUT THOSE **** STAINS IN YOUR MOUTH AND WHAT WILL YOUR WIFE SAY ABOUT YOU WHEN SHE HAS TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY

SHAME ON YOU

DO NOT BE BRAINDWASHED BY THESE FOOLS THEY CAN'T EVEN WIPE THEY'RE BUTTS NEITHER

AHH HAHAHA! THEY'RE BE WAITING FOR YOU AND CALL **** BOY R. GEE

[JayDiddy]

You could also try a Manpon (similar to a Tampon).

Try also,  Industrial Strength Cammy Colored Depends.

I would think at your age you would know "****". But I guess you don't know "****" at this point in your life. You should be a good candidate for rapid advancement in ranks within "W's" Military.

Keep your rounds down range & good luck!