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Halloween Giggles
Being that I can't trick or treat with you all, I thought perhaps some Halloween Giggles was in order.
10 things that sound dirty on Halloween but aren't:
1. So..... What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning.'
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it.
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what your feeling....
8. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you
9. It was so filled and heavy. I had to use 2 hands!!!
10. I bobbed and bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it.
Top 10 reasons Trick or Treating is better than sex.
10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go back at it again.
8.The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7.You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6.The person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.
5.If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning or groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from over indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want from one place, you can always go next door.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
10 things that sound dirty on Halloween but aren't:
1. So..... What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning.'
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it.
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what your feeling....
8. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you
9. It was so filled and heavy. I had to use 2 hands!!!
10. I bobbed and bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it.
Top 10 reasons Trick or Treating is better than sex.
10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go back at it again.
8.The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.
7.You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.
6.The person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.
5.If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning or groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning from over indulging.
1. If you don't get what you want from one place, you can always go next door.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
I can't beat that but I just had the sweetest brother and sister...the little guy comes up and his face has a huge spiderweb on it and he proudly prounces "I am Spiderman but (as he points to his little sister) this is my little sister and she is a princess and since you are a girl you will probably like her costume better even though mine is better ya know!" Well I almost peed my pants and I had to whisper in his ear that I liked his costume better but that we wouldn't tell his sis that because it might hurt her feelings and he said "ok, you're a nice lady ya know?" Well that one is going to stick with me for a while! he he he
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
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