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Hi Guys and Dolls,
Compliments of DH (dear hubby in case you dont know what DH means) who's birthday it is today, so is in a good mood and being cheeky lol.
How many Neurologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb and maybe you should see a psychiatrist because the symptom of seeing the light bulb out, must all be in your head LOL.
Thought it might start off some other timely jokes.............anyone?
Cheers.........JJ
Compliments of DH (dear hubby in case you dont know what DH means) who's birthday it is today, so is in a good mood and being cheeky lol.
How many Neurologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb and maybe you should see a psychiatrist because the symptom of seeing the light bulb out, must all be in your head LOL.
Thought it might start off some other timely jokes.............anyone?
Cheers.........JJ
Happy Birthday to DH of Wobbly!
A sweet grandmother telephoned Atlanta's St. Joseph 's
Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother, in her weak, tremulous voice, said "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me sh*t."
A sweet grandmother telephoned Atlanta's St. Joseph 's
Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother, in her weak, tremulous voice, said "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me sh*t."
hahaha ..cute...tell your hubby to have a great birthday..
"One day a cop pulls a Blonde over for speeding, he gets out of the car and asks her for her licence, She replies, You cops should get it together,
One day you take my licence and the next day you want me to show you it.
It's on old one, but the only one I can think of...
have a good weekend
wobbly
"One day a cop pulls a Blonde over for speeding, he gets out of the car and asks her for her licence, She replies, You cops should get it together,
One day you take my licence and the next day you want me to show you it.
It's on old one, but the only one I can think of...
have a good weekend
wobbly
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