Goofy Things People Say

[1momma4chicks]

So I am battling some vicious nasal allergies (what a lovely thing to deal with in the 9 month!) & I said to my hubs, "Where is all this snot coming from?" He responds, "Well you do have a mucus plug." GROAN.
Any other ladies have someone say anything goofy or just plain weird to you about your pregnancy?

[srs0312]

My mid wife is crazy! I love her lol. They rotate you with different midwives and doctors here at this hospital so I didn't meet her until it was time for my strep B test. She asked if we had met prior and when I told her no she shook my hand and said, "well, i guess we better since I'm going to be sticking a cotton swab up your vagina". The fact that she's in her late fifties/early 60s made it that much funnier. The next week I was scheduled with her again by chance and my best friend came along with me. I jokingly told my midwife that my bff was my baby's father. She looked  between us a minute before asking if a turkey bastor was used in the process. Needless to say, I request her every week now lol!

[1momma4chicks]

LoL. How funny! Thanks for sharing ladies. Guys can really say some goofy things, huh?

[ShannyO]

Sorry ladies, stupid "smart" phone auto corrected words without me knowing. Meant to say my LITTLE MAN had hiccups & then further down meant to say "That would be crazy to HEAR him crying from inside your tummy"

[ShannyO]

My husband is constantly saying silly things! This morning I noticed my litte had the hiccups for the 1st time so I was excited to share that with my husband. He looks at me seriously and says "Could you hear them"? I did my best to not bust up laughing because he really didn't know so I said no I can't hear them but I can feel them. Then he asks me if the baby can open his mouth & I said yes. His response was "That would be crazy to great him crying from inside your tummy".
Oh I love my husband, but sometimes I wonder what the heck goes on in that brain of his! LOL! :)

[bonitagirl747]

After I pigged out one night my father in law said "well, you are literally eating for two" lol. Yeah, but not two full grown adults haha