Any hilarious labor stories

[3rdtime_mum]

At 36 weeks my body feels like it's been hit by ten trucks and a taxi cab! I need a laugh lol. I remember my last pregnancy during labor, my daughter head was laying on my tailbone. It hurt sooo bad. I just kept telling my husband rub my butt lol. I didn't care who was in the room! I just kept screaming rub my butt! Lol Oh yea and also I had gotten the epidural and after having my daughter the nurse gave me a bed pan to pee in. I didn't know that I couldn't walk because of the effect of the  epidural. So I decided I'm not going to pee in a pan when there's a bathroom. So I stood up and fell straight down! Yes I the ground hard! I had to page the nurse because  I couldn't move my legs. The nurse came in and says aw sweetie I told you to just go in the pan. Omg I look back at that and just laugh. What about you? Any funny stories?

[Full_time_mommy_wife]

Lol lol!!!

[smilez0304]

With my second daughter in 2004 it was Christmas eve, my doc had did a membrane sweep that morning looks at me and says "now don't get to the hospital before 6, I still have some shopping to do" lol.. So I went home, thinking nothing was going to happen, by 3 I knew I was in labor, but decided I was still going to go to Christmas eve dinner at 5 with the family (which was an hour away from the hospital!) By 5 we we're sitting down ordering our salads and everybody around us is looking at me and panicking because every 5 minutes I was getting silent n breathing through contractions. I decided it was time to go. By then I was in so much pain I couldn't walk so my husband and my uncle helped me to the car. I sat down in the car n my uncle lot a smoke, he hadn't smoked in 8yrs n bummed one off a waitress in the parking lot! We got 2 blocks away from the hospital n begged my hubby to stop at the gas station so I could pee.. After convincing him, we went in n he talked to his buddy who worked there while I tried to use the bathroom, but had no luck. I walked out of the bathroom n stopped, looked at both of them, n my water broke! His buddy freaked n said "you gotta get her outa here!" Got to the hospital by 6:45, my doc walked in at 7 and thanked me for not calling any sooner lol

[3rdtime_mum]

Lol good laughs lol thanks for sharing ladies lol

[jazzyw21]

I just delivered my daughter on Tuesday, I was in so much pain I couldn't get a epidural, the nurse got tired of me asking her when I was goimg to get one, she asked me do I want pain meds, I told her yes I do as soon as I got it I went to sleep my husband was laughing at me saying I was drunk talking in my sleep. Then when my water broke and when I felt the urge to push no one believed me it was so frustrating but now its funny.

[Full_time_mommy_wife]

These are good stories (:

[baby_love2014]

Mines not too funny but it was to me and my fiance because of inside jokes. Right after my baby was born i screamed "is it still a girl"? After they said yes, I yelled "does she have a lot of hair"??
I was so scared my whole pregnancy that i was going to give birth to a bald baby boy lol

[loveontop2014]

Well, mine isn't as funny as yours ladies, but I guess I can add it to the list. I delivered our first child last week and was so excited to use a mirror. The entire time I'm pushing I'm saying "Please don't poop, please don't pass gas!" The nurse is down there telling me to push because she can see our son's head. I opened my eyes and was discouraged I couldn't. She said, "see, see, right here. Do you see all of the hair?!" I got mad and yelled "No, your fingers are in the way!" I keep pushing and I guess he was coming out a little more because she's telling me to look again and asked if I could see him. At this point I'm real mad now and scream "Your freaking shoulder's in the way!!" But, I didn't poop and I didn't pass gas! :)

[Full_time_mommy_wife]

Bahaha! Too funny @mommy_to_beauties

[3rdtime_mum]

Lol I would've been so embarrassed! Lol

[mommy_to_beauties]

Although it was very embarrassing at the time it has now been almost 8 years so I can have a chuckle about it now. With my first I was lucky enough to have a water birth... here in the UK, in my hospital, there was only 2 birth pools so I was lucky to have one, well I was pushing away doing my thing and I pooped :-D worst thing was obviously being in a pool it came to the surface and floated away... The midwife was rather discreet though bless her... got a bed pan and just said 'will get rid of that shall we' haha oh dear...

[3rdtime_mum]

Lol omg she dragged you out the bed lol Yes, she deserved that!

[Full_time_mommy_wife]

Oh my! Lol ! Well when I was pushing my 1st child out I had the epidural so that was good but then close to the last push I farted sooooo loud in my doctora face! Omgahhh talk Bout embarrassment! I just wanted to die after that. I kept apoligizing haha.. then after birth I slept for a few hours bc it was hard Labour and my epidural had not worn off yet so the burse comes in and wakes me up and pulls me out of bed and says shes taking me to the bathroom and I couldn't friggen walk. Thia old lady was retarted draggin me out of bed and I couldn't get myself to wake up fully.. anyway I peed all over her shoes. I couldn't feel anything.. I didn't mean to lol but it was funny! She was upset but thata her fault for draggin me outta bed that soon.