When I accidentally shut off the burner to my stove when i cooked breakfast this morning, and didnt realize it until I complained to my husband that the stove wasnt working.
And
When I got stuck in the bathroom stall at a resturant last night, and the lady who got me out laughed at me and said I should know to use the bigger handicap stalls now...
That was embarrassing...
When feeling like T-Rex after using the restroom. I have had to get creative to wipe myself with my little arms that don't quite reach around my belly!!! ;)
When my hubby had to start shaving me because i cant see and miss whole areas.
When you knock into racks at walmart and knock clothes over.
When getting up from the drs chairs involve getting on one knee 1st.
And finally when you have to lean sideways on the bed to get a sock on with your leg sideways.
When I have to get out of the car to move the seat back up from where my husband moved it back when he was driving cause I can't bend to move it.
When my feet reminded me of The Flinstones.
When the Dairy Queen girl knew me by name.
When rubbing my belly became a daily habit, and not just once a year at Christmas dinner.
When my go to favourite jeans became my, save in the closet in hopes they will one day fit me again jeans.
When my DDs became a whole new alphabet.
When I no longer felt it appropriate to wooo! outthe window when I drove past hot construction workers.
When drinks on the patio, became icewater with a shot of Gaviscon.
When I could have a bigger bowl of icecream, guilt free.
Lol, these are all so funny and true. When you think your wearing a clean shirt only to take it off and find food stains at the bottom.
You are caught arguing with your belly and it seems like you are talking to yourself
Your Sitting down and u can't get bk up
I struggled to put underwear on without falling over!
Lol when you smell an electrical fire and nobody else can smell it but you. Thanks prego nose powers. Might have saved a life tonight.
I had to move my seat back in the car to fit behind the wheel!!
When walking upstairs to my kids rooms I have to sit on the steps when I get to the top and give orders! I'll be outta breath and I think sometimes I hear giggles coming from out of their rooms. Lol
Lol...I know bb! I don't think I have felt clean in forever! Lol
Pee** myself. Lol thought id correct that
When I finally got to take a.nice relaxing bath of to wash off the stress of the day only to sneeze and **** myself in the bath. So much for feeling clean.
When i could no longer see what needed to be shaved
Lol...I love all the answers :D I have been seeing a lot of posts the last few days that were from women who were super stressed or having a hard time. I figured that we could all use a lighter moment. Thanks for the answers. ;)
When having sex turned into a series of creative acrobatic tricks meant to avoid bumping the bump.
Oh man.....so many thoughts came to mind on this one lol!
- crying over EVERY thing.
- peeing ALL THE TIME
- having to get a running start just to get up off the couch haha!
- the duck waddle
- not being able to sleep on my stomach once I got so far into the pregnancy. I LOVE sleeping on my stomach......and so once I couldn't do that, I figured out a comfortable half stomach/half side position.
- the sore boobs.....ouch!
OK...how about this one... when my daily vocabulary began to include things like mucus plug or amniotic fluid.
When 8 pm became an acceptable time to go to bed :)
When i could press the start button on my copy machine at work with my belly
Ouch! I got stuck in the shower the other night b/c it has a tall side to the tub and I couldn't see to take the step. I was terrified I'd fall and my hubby couldn't hear me yell for help. Lol I thought that was bad. You win!