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You know you're pregnant when...

--you eat an entire jar of pickled baby corn while crying through Master Chef.
--you start bawling when your husband doesn't want chicken pot pies for dinner.

Just a little comic relief, anyone have their own "You Know" moments?
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Q. What does a blond say when she finds out she's pregnant?
A. "Are you sure it's mine?!"
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I cried over pancakes yesterday morning. The look on my boyfriends face was priceless.

I ate a whole pizza too myself last night and threw it all up in the middle of the night but I still don't regret it ahaha
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I love those post I cry over food and my son bein pregnant is nuts
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Went to dinner with my parents at a local restaurant. I ordered loaded baked potato soup and once they brought it to me I cried. I cried a lot! Didn't even take a bite! The waiter (who was male) thought something was wrong and got the manager. Then trying to explain to the manager (also male), between sobs, that my appetite changed its mind and all I wanted was cheese soup. They didnt have cheese soup. They were so confused and dumbfounded they didnt know what to say and just stared at my parents like "what are we suppose to do?".
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You know you pregnant when your husband have to give you medication in your butt for hemorrhoids and you don't care cause all you want is the pain to stop. Lol..
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Im crying laughing so hard at all of these omg! You know your pregnant when you full blown pee your pants due to gagging from just attempting to brush your teeth like I did this morning and tonight.. my laundry has increased DRASTICALLY haha my  poor husband gets so confused when I change my clothes He throughout the day he will never understand... ahhh gotta love it
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You know your pregnant when all you want to do is eat ice cream dipped takis and cry over the simplest things.
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I cried yesterday at work when I got my assignment and then I cried because I didn't know what I wanted for lunch
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Lol. Walking dead had just come back from the mid season break when I found out I was pregnant. I bawled my eyes out when Beth got killed off. I never cared about her before that.

With my first pregnancy, I cried bc I didn't think Chaz Bono got a high enough score on DWTS.
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When u cry in the middle of the ice cream isle cuz they don't just make cherry popsicles in a box.... U have to buy the orange and grape too but all u will eat is cherry.
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U eat 2 1/2 french dip sandwiches in one sitting and wonder if u should eat the other half.... No shame
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When you're trying to hold your pee while finishing the recipe for the cheesecake and then you sneeze and there is not holding anything after that since it's all over your pants and then your daughter who was helping you runs through the house yelling " mommy just peed her pants" and your husband who is in the shower starts saying "whaaaaatttt, no way" And they start laughing. Haha.
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You have baby brain and don't understand what the cashier is trying to tell you and burst out into tears in the middle of the store.
Your shirts just aren't the right length anymore so you cut the sleeves off some tank tops and wear one of those around your bump.
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You know you're pregnant when you cry over little things and eat/ crave weird food combinations and not even get a tummy ache after.
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You know you are pregnant when your appetite fluctuates so much that you order dinner in a restaurant, and when it arrives, you tack on 2 other appetizers while you snarf down the meal and wait anxiously for the appetizers to arrive, only to polish those off as well.  My husband thought I was nuts.  
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Also when you can eat 2 big macs, a large fry, a mcchicken and a parfait in one sitting... :/ guilty multiple times over lol
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You know your pregnant when going out to eat becomes the highlight of your day. I get so excited... food is my bestfriend!
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You know your pregnant when you finally poop and you tell your husband every detail and feel you deserve to go out for ice cream.
When suddenly everything just needs to be dipped in guacamole and you have to make a run to the store because you ran out of guacamole.
When you will drive out of your way just to go to the only store that sells your new favorite candy bar. Mine is Milky Way Vanilla and Caramel. The cashier said I was in there so often I should buy the whole box.....so I did
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Haha it a so true what u wrote about poop..haha giving all details to husband
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You know u r pregnant when u can cry at the drop of a hat, I cried at work because I was thirsty and did not want to walk upto the cafeteria. I cried in the bus thinking my child has been in the creche since such a young age. I yelled at my husband and then cried my eyes out when I remembered something his mother had said to me a couple of years ago. Crazzzyyy
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...When you burst out crying at dinner because your fiance took a piece of tomato off your plate. When you dream about food every flipping night and have to talk about it in the morning. When you spend hours shopping for and cooking exactly what you're craving then eat two bites and go make a tuna sandwich instead. And yes the poo success, so excited that I have to tell him all about it, and he handles it all so well. Exhausting and comical, but worth it...
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This is too funny. I cry just when im stressed out so , iguess thats normal. Lol ive been pregnant 3times & nothing weird has happened yet.
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The other night my husband said something to me (can't even remember what it was), I went from perfectly calm to ready to kill him in less than a second, so he walked away. A minute after I burst into tears, completely bawling and he walked back into the room, looked at me asked "what's wrong now?". Through the tears I managed " I dont know!" At that point he gave me a big hug while laughing, resulting in me laughing while still crying like crazy into his shirt.
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You know you're pregnant when the only thing you want to eat are mangos and your husband is the one gaining weight and getting all the crazy food cravings
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