You know youre pregnant...

[singermomtobe]

When every emotional commercial brings you to tears...
You fall asleep before your nightly bathroom break, and you're so deeply asleep you pee the bed...just me? Oops!
You get excited over a poo...

Share some funny stories with me, I need a laugh. ;-)

[Treksy]

I am a star trek fan. BBC America has it on everyday and Ive been getting teary eyed at episodes I have seen. Bajillion times before!

Also I left chicken on the counter to defrost and my cat ripped the package open ate 3 pieces! I started to tell my husband about but I started to cry about it! He was like trying to be sympathetic but I could tell he wanted to laugh! Lol

[sadiasaqib]

Emotions .. blame the hormones lol.. I hate sneezing it hurts so much.. what annoyes me most is bending down to pick up so many pairs of shoes my husband leves evry whr he dont realise it hurts to bend down..

[singermomtobe]

Working a nine hour shift requires a lunch box full of snacks, but you end up buying ice cream.

[loobylou186]

When my daughters tell me how fat my tummy is (they are 4 and 7) and I look like homer simpson.yeah thanks kids I feel so much better after that x

[ross1112]

I keep forgetting everything!!!!! Sometimes I have to stand in a place for about 5 minutes to think what I needed to do there

[roxygemini]

When you wake up at 3:30am to eat crackers with cheese and pickles. Or Chocolate Cheerios with Vanilla Silk and a scoop of rolo icecream. :)
When the grocery store people give you the stink eye for browsing the frozen food section and all its freezers, just to relieve a hot flash. Oo
When waterproof mascara becomes a staple.

[ktlmg]

My kitchen table is apparently the perfect height for me to knock everything off of it with my belly. I unloaded all of our groceries for the week and neatly arranged them only to spin around and knock half of it off. I left it there. All of it. And then I ate some ice cream.

[maybay]

When you wish for a catheter so you can sleep at night.

[maybay]

If your not leaking pee its discharge. ;/ But always having wet underware

[LizzySpoon]

In my defense I did call him to apologize....after another 10minutes sitting in the kitchen sobbing until I realized that he actually had given me a hug....just not another one after I told him I felt like crap...boy oh boy I hate feeling high maintenance!

[LizzySpoon]

I cried when my hubby left for work this morning and slammed the door and told him I hoped the car would die and he'd have to walk to work. Why was I crying you ask? Because he didn't give me a hug and make me feel better after a terrible night of sleep. Oh the hormones!!

[babymom1108]

Your belly gets in the way of everything! The car door, the bathroom door, the fridge door. Everything that you open your belly gets hit! Lol.

[taymill]

When u hate to sneeze Bcus it hurts so bad... Lol just what I've been experiencing lately.

[momof3girlz999]

You eat almost your whole snack then realize you didn't want that in the beginning and eat something else :)

[actright]

Ahahaha I cry for everything!!!! And I pee m y self when I sneeze , laugh or cough ahaha.