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most embarrassing moment so far
Hahaha omg ok so I kno being pregnant we have alot of moments or accidents well today I was being intimate with my husband and he made me cough and out of no where I peed on his face haha haha he was in so much shock I just started busting up laughing I couldn't help it. .it was so funny but I felt bad
Aww good stories ladies it's always good to laugh
That's funny at least he reacted good. I thru up on my boyfriend once during sex and he laughed it off it was mordifing tho.
Not really a pregnancy related moment, but kind of? lol.
A day or so after I had my C-section, I wheeled myself down to the NICU to see my daughter because she had to spend a few days there due to the fact she wasn't breathing when they pulled her out :(
ANYWHO, that was the day my nurse lady told me I could shower. I was dreading it... everything hurt, my boobs were engorged and I couldn't fathom what water would feel like on any part of my body lol.
I suddenly got the feeling i needed to fart. But, then it went away. I didn't FEEL like I'd farted. But it definitely stunk, so I assumed the pain killers numbed my insides... I wheeled myself back to my room, and I could STILL smell it. I'm like MAN, WTF did I DO. When I got up, and felt wet down there, the smell got worse. And I just knew, lol.
My bf at the time was in the room waiting for me, and while I'd have totally been fine with telling him if he'd saw a baby come out my vag, I couldn't bare to have him find out I'd just crapped my pants lmao. So I'm just like, 'call the nurse. I need to shower. Now'. He never knew until a few months later, I got hit with a WICKED stomach flu, I'm talking coming out both ends. violent. Lol. And then I'm like 'awesome! sh*tting my pants not only once this year, but TWICE! I think that's a record for ANYONE'. He's like, WTF... TWICE?! When was the first time?!
lol. it never ends either... just wait til the baby spits up in your mouth, or projectile poops legitimately across the room when you're changing them, lol.
A day or so after I had my C-section, I wheeled myself down to the NICU to see my daughter because she had to spend a few days there due to the fact she wasn't breathing when they pulled her out :(
ANYWHO, that was the day my nurse lady told me I could shower. I was dreading it... everything hurt, my boobs were engorged and I couldn't fathom what water would feel like on any part of my body lol.
I suddenly got the feeling i needed to fart. But, then it went away. I didn't FEEL like I'd farted. But it definitely stunk, so I assumed the pain killers numbed my insides... I wheeled myself back to my room, and I could STILL smell it. I'm like MAN, WTF did I DO. When I got up, and felt wet down there, the smell got worse. And I just knew, lol.
My bf at the time was in the room waiting for me, and while I'd have totally been fine with telling him if he'd saw a baby come out my vag, I couldn't bare to have him find out I'd just crapped my pants lmao. So I'm just like, 'call the nurse. I need to shower. Now'. He never knew until a few months later, I got hit with a WICKED stomach flu, I'm talking coming out both ends. violent. Lol. And then I'm like 'awesome! sh*tting my pants not only once this year, but TWICE! I think that's a record for ANYONE'. He's like, WTF... TWICE?! When was the first time?!
lol. it never ends either... just wait til the baby spits up in your mouth, or projectile poops legitimately across the room when you're changing them, lol.
That actually made my day. My husband always plays around & touches my tummy bc usually I announce I have to pee.. So we jokingly say we are gonna pee on each other's side of the bed, or pee on the other's face.. Of course all jokingly. ... I guess u got a keeper if he was able to laugh it off with u :)
Haha oops! That's actually been a big worry for me, I hope you're both able to laugh about it :-)
Lol and i thought just peeing the bed was bad :p
Lmfao thanks for the good laugh!
Lol he has been making fun of me all day
Yeah peeing during sex was my most embarrassing moment too. Now he makes me use a puppy pad lol.
Hahaha
Lmao oh my god I just busted out laughing. I couldn't imagine how you would of felt but I couldn't and wouldn't be able to help but laugh to.
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