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7763229 tn?1396626895

...oh boobie juice thank you

Today my boobies made up after months of disagreements. Back story. So about 3months ago my boobies lefty and righty had a huge fight and decided to not be roommates and live under individual armpits.  They haven't spoken since. I tried numerous times to get them back together...I bought a new bra, I squished them together but they were set in their ways... no sucess. So today while I ventured to the tub I decided to talk to my left nip. Me: Hey nip. nip: Hey mom. me: How are ya? nip:Im good lil sore. me: Sooo any colostrum yet. Nip: I dunno check.  
So check I did and there glistening in the summer light bulbs in my bathroom was one drip of boobie juice. I did the twist and a big belly shuffle. Lefty and righty touched each other ever so gently. They both paused, look at each other nip to nip and then they gave each other hi fives. It felt good to have my girls back together..real good indeed.
Moral of the story boobie juice rocks.
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Good to hear the girls are back together.
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8526246 tn?1405601876
Love this!!! ❤❤❤❤ lol thank you!
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7763229 tn?1396626895
your welcome ladies. I have been on posting vacation @candy, had to stop in for my monthly "make fellow a prego lady smile" visit lol
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Lol your too funny girl. Loved the story. :-) thanks for sharing.
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Funny...
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that has got to be the best boob story i have heard ever! sounds just like something me & my friends would prolly come up w/! :)
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:).... Been looking for you, ma'am. Lol
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7988724 tn?1400967191
That was awesome! Nice sense of humor!!
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Lmmfao funny As hell I needed a laugh...
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9414151 tn?1406839268
Lol!
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