the things men say .... smh

[lovemychunk]

My baby's father Said the baby is swimming around in his feces and I tell him no that's what the afterbirth Is and he asked so the baby is potty trained already Lmao Smh I just had to share with you ladies And please Feel free to share any stories you might have

[dmariejj]

Ooo I 4 got on Saturday we were sleeping nd my belly touched his back and the baby started kicking him nd he started telling me stop hitting me u r not letting me sleep I started laughing nd told him it's not me is ur son nd he told the baby stop hitting me Yehoshùa I found it so cute nd funny 4 the face he made

[lovemychunk]

Now that's a funny one but when they do things like this Makes  being pregnant fun

[dmariejj]

Mine Always 4 every little pain or complaint I give him or 4 anything I send him 2 do 4 me he tells me you can't do it ur self because
A. U r ugly
B. U  nd the baby r 2 fat assess

[lady_Rita]

My husband gets scared when we make love, he says I think I hit the baby's head like three times.lol

[nonishy]

When i get ultrasound photos i call the baby an alien baby cause she looks weird. Other then that i call her by her name.  

[SeabeesWife2013]

Mine constantly jokes that we don't need diapers - she's coming out potty trained. Taking him to babies r us is always an adventure too- "what's this?" "What's that?" "What the heck do you use this for?!" Men lol

[nessac22]

Well my hubby keeps calling his son a ALIEN because of my huge belly n u can see my veins. So everytime im shirtless for one point he points at my belly says damn there is that alien lol. I dont like it when he calls his son that but ik he is playin around. No hard feelins :)

[mrskia3]

Lmao now that's funny!!!