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... you might be pregnant

Does everybody know Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck" jokes? We should do the same thing with pregnancy.  I'll go first.
If feeding your child lunch and cleaning it up the same day sounds like too much effort, you might be pregnant.
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1938799 tn?1382642943
I once cried because my hubbys friend ate my last taco lmfao it was from taco bell and taco bell is like 30miles away
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6470732 tn?1439556292
If you cry at the end of children's movies because the ending is so happy... you might be pregnant.

XD
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6838565 tn?1402381858
You might be pregnant if you get possessive over your food
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7677085 tn?1395374075
If every twinge of discomfort sends you running to labor and delivery... you might be in your third trimester.
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6291338 tn?1389447613
-If u run out of breath in the middle of a sentence u might be pregnant
-if u get tired standing in line for less than 5 min u might be pregnant
-if u decided ud rather just look fat n lazy n ride in a scooter at the grocery store than walk u might be pregnant
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6387609 tn?1393274731
If You Sneeze And Pee A Little Your Either Pregnant Or Just Had A Baby!
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If you cry when your husband suprises you with a romantic dinner out because it means you have to put on real clothes...you must be pregnant!
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7476354 tn?1391460990
If throwing up is part of your daily routine,  you might be pregnant!  (Or a drunk lol)
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1938799 tn?1382642943
*the shoes that ur wearing***
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1938799 tn?1382642943
If u ask ur hubby what shoes the ur wearing match u must be pregnant lmao
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6387609 tn?1393274731
If You Find People 10X More Annoying Then Before You Might Be Pregnant.
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If walking to your car makes you tired you might be pregnant
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6387609 tn?1393274731
You Might Be Pregnant If Shaving Or Seeing Your V Has Been The most Impossible Thing You Have Done In 4 Months!
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5781072 tn?1399601256
If you cry over having to do the dishes because you're already tired you might be pregnant
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If all you crave it tacos but the smell of cooked beef makes you vomit.... you must be pregnant
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If spaghetti from Olive Garden, mashed potatoes and garlic bread from IHOP all sound amazing at the same time, then you must be pregnant. :)
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7677085 tn?1395374075
If twelve hours of sleep is just not enough... you might be pregnant.
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If you get tired just from doing your hair... you must be pregnant.  Lol
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If missing the movie because you had tp vomit you must be pregnant lol
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7677085 tn?1395374075
@jtrasky amen!  That or the camera moving around making you sick to your stomach.
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6520484 tn?1399082398
If going to be a movie in a theater is impossible because of 15 minute interval bathroom breaks....
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